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Isaac

Some sick ass foo that’s always down for everything
I asked that foo Isaac to smoke and he said he’s down.
by Sickassfoo14 November 23, 2021
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Trash Isaac

A game so bad that game is that everyone who played it wants to become back their money,
Made by a little fucker named Edmund Mcmillen who I hope in his next time a cow on a trash farm
*Dies as tainted lost*
Person who died:Edmund Mcmillen ,you little fucker I hate your Trash Isaac and will now become back my money
by Nr1_Hater May 25, 2023
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Isaac

sum guy with a really huge dick and will the fuck the shit out of you,
black
“yo, tell me sum bout isaac”
“he will prolly dick u down on sum thug shit
by dogcatlionaminal47$ June 20, 2023
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Isaac and his mother lived alone in a small house on a hill.

Isaac kept to himself, drawing pictures and playing with his toys as his mom watched Christian broadcasts on the television.

Life was simple, and they were both happy. That was, until the day Isaac’s mom heard a voice from above.
“Your son has become corrupted by sin. He needs to be saved.”

“I will do my best to save him, my Lord,” Isaac’s mother replied, rushing into Isaac’s room, removing all that was evil from his life.

Again the voice called to her, "Isaac’s soul is still corrupt. He needs to be cut off from all that is evil in this world and confess his sins."

“I will follow your instructions, Lord. I have faith in thee,” Isaac’s mother replied, as she locked Isaac in his room, away from the evils of the world.

One last time, Isaac’s mom heard the voice of God calling to her.

“You've done as I've asked, but I still question your devotion to me. To prove your faith, I will ask one more thing of you."

"Yes Lord, anything!” Isaac’s mother begged.

"To prove your love and devotion, I require a sacrifice. Your son, Isaac, will be this sacrifice. Go into his room and end his life, as an offering to me to prove you love me above all else."

"Yes Lord", she replied, grabbing a butcher’s knife from the kitchen.

Isaac, watching through a crack in his door, trembled in fear.

Scrambling around his room to find a hiding place, he noticed a trap door to the basement hidden under his rug.

Without hesitation, he flung open the hatch, just as his mother burst through his door, and threw himself down into the unknown depths below.
by rizzingloaf June 23, 2023
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Isaac

Minecraft steve looking lad who gets grade 3s in history
That Pharoah kid is such an Isaac
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Isaac The Giga

Isaac The Giga Defines to:
Somebody scared to talk to women, Tall, Buff and sexy as fuck. Nobody can beat him as he is the equivalent of God / Allah.
Boy 1: "How is your afternoon going?"
Girl 1: "Good."

Boy 2:" Hey 'boy 1', imagine talking to women. I guess you cant be Isaac The Giga."
Boy 1:"Fuck. I wanted to be Isaac The Giga."
by GermanicTribalBitch111222333 February 26, 2023
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