Cabbage stew

When you fart and pee in your bath water

I made a cabbage stew in the tub

by Jessica Starr January 1, 2020

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Cabbage

Meaning the opposite of savage. A person who is a cabbage is a nice, goody two shoes who is afraid to get their hands dirty.

" Yo I can believe that kid snitched, he's such a cabbage."

by Jonboy_from_gburg123 August 14, 2017

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Cabbage

A word used to describe someone sickly, meek, frail or appearing to be soft. May present with bad posture. Probably the smelly kid at school. A light breeze could blow them over

Usually attributed to males in the late teens or early twenties.

Origin - Scrubs

“How the hell did that muppet Sands get through basic training?”
“You mean cabbage? Bro, he’s gonna struggle...look at him.”

by SapperT May 30, 2020

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Cabbage

Slang for "trash", "sum shit", etc.

Person 1:
Dude my girlfriend cheated on me with my dad
Person 2:
Fuck dude, that's sum cabbage

by Princexftheflies December 1, 2019

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blue cabbage

Signal words to be said when parents are around and you do not want them to hear the topic of conversation, signaling to quickly change the topic before they are in earshot.

"Hey bro how are you going to sneak out to the party on friday?"
"Blue cabbage"

by chaav May 22, 2024

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cabbage

1) Not to be confused with the vegetable of the same name; an expression of dismay, alarm, shock, or some negative emotion.

2) Could also be used shorthand for the insult "cabbage head".

"Aw, cabbage...I left my phone charger at home!"

"Some cabbage tried to fight me today on campus. Good thing I taught them a thing or two."

by Seekertionary March 4, 2025

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