Taint Logger

One who collects poo, typically from beaver dams and smears it on the taints of others.
by Anonymous October 27, 2003
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leprechaun taint

a word used for the area around a unicorns butt and penis:D or a word used by harry potter very often when he gets mad at ron
ron ur such a leprechaun taintt!
or gosh darn it haley suck my lepreachaun taint
by cheyennehaleypotter August 11, 2009
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dirty taint

Pretty self explanatory: A dirty taint
Greg Fuck you, you’re a dirty taint!
by momlover69420 October 17, 2018
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boondock taints

Boondock Taints is exactly the same in everyway as the cult classic movie Boondock Saints, except for a few minor differences. For one, all the actors are replaced by their taints; that is, the anatomical area found between the scrotum and the bottom. The phrase, "I'll go all Boondock Saints on yo ass" meaning you will give them a thorough beating is replaced by, "I'm gonna kick you all in the taints. The Boondock Taints." This is self-explanatory.

Boondock Taints is perhaps one of the most thematic, gritty and hard-hitting films featuring taints that you will ever be likely to see.
"WE COULD KILL EVERY ONE. Yeah, with our taints. We'll smother them."

after seeing Boondock Taints--"Dude, I wanna kick people in the taints."
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TAINT LOVER

Japhous. One who loves a taint on his face.
As Japhous worked his way up the ranks to be Taint Master, he also became Jenny's Taint Lover.
by Tomasshole September 23, 2006
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taint painter

One who pulls out before cumming, and 'paints' the taint with love juice, or a fart that turns out to be more, and 'paints' the taint with shit.


"Last night i gave Jill a taint painter!" or "On the way home from the party last night, I thought I had to fart, but it turned out to be a taint painter!
by W.H.Sandwich shop February 05, 2009
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taint gnats

Taint gnats are similar to the female poon gnats. Theyre equally as annoying, but the only difference is that they prefer not to swarm around the female nether region...these particular little gnats seem to prefer the male-friendly taint. See also Poon Gnats.
As the dog ran by on the hot summer evening, I prayed his taint gnats wouldnt take a pit stop near my sweet tea.
by JBMX81 January 07, 2011
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