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shop boyz

A bad ass Hood Rock band that invented the genre... These guy have been laying down tracks for a long time, and are finally getting their due.
Da Shop Boyz

"Da Shop Boyz new album be dropping on the 19th of June yo..."

"Those MF'ers be putting it down..."
by The Stormin Mormon June 14, 2007
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chop shop

A badly edited picture done in professional picture editor (typically Adobe Photoshop).
My friend made a chop shop out of a picture of me trying to get rid of the acne.
by Feral Fragger October 5, 2011
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wreck shop

1.the act of destroying something or fighting some one and severely hurting them
2.originated during the beginning of the holocaust during the "night of broken glass". the nazis came and wrecked all of the jewish shops.
1. "Joe totally had to wreck shop on that fools face!"
2. "Last night those nazis really wrecked shop."
by Jawsh Jennings July 31, 2008
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candy shop

A situation that is created when a girl is wearing edible chocolate panties (or a thong), has just received a hot load of semen all over and inside her vagina, and simultaneously has her period. The wonderful kaleidoscope of tasty colors (brown, white, red) gives the illusion of a candy shop. Dig in!
Come on Sierra, let's go buy an edible thong, I feel like a trip to the candy shop tonight!
by ddan December 28, 2005
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Shopping Spree

This is when you go into a large to medium-sized grocery store, fill a cart and casually walk out to your car and deposit them without looking around or acting suspicious, simply seeing what you can get away with without using any deception or diversion

It is an anti-scam
Your fridge is full. Yea I just went on a shopping spree.

How did you jack that much shit? Easy, dawg, shopping spree, just walked out with it.
by NickParker June 10, 2009
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donut shop

n. A situation with a lot of females
Dude, that party was great! A million females -- a total donut shop!
by stacker February 15, 2005
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Cart Shopping

WARNING: THIS ACT SHOULD SHALL NOT BE ATTEMPTED IN REAL LIFE. THIS IS A HYPOTHETICAL ACT THAT IF PHYSICALLY RE-ENACTED, WILL PROBABLY LEAD TO YOUR FORCED DEPARTURE OF YOUR LOCAL MARKET, WITH OR WITHOUT YOUR GROCERY STORE PURCHASES.

Cart shopping is when you go into your local grocery store, armed with your shopping list, but instead of taking your items off of the shelves, you can only take the items on your list from other patron's shopping carts. The trick is not getting caught. If you do get caught, you immediately have to forfeit all of your items, and go and but ten quarts of mayonnaise.
Old Lady: Oi! I saw you try and take that kielbasa! You, you, you. . . Cart Shopper! Now go on and get yourself some mayonnaaaaiiise!

Cartshopper: *places mayonnaise on cash register conveyer belt*

Cashier: . . . Cart shopping?

Cartshopper: *nods*

Cashier: ROFL
by Pi@noguy January 9, 2011
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