pretty pretty snake in the grass

Usually a gorg. jared leto look a like. Usually seen slithering off to text message. Always jeepin and creepin (tlc reference). Very pretty but very sneaky. His beautiful head of hair could be lurking in the grass at any moment, ladies watch out.

That kid was cute but I could totally tell he was just a pretty pretty snake in the grass.

by abbys February 01, 2007

national green grass day

a fake stupid day that mr hinson aka BIG boi makes up it is really gay and only logan celebrates it some grass isnt even green YEAH its racist green!? why not black oh think about that next time you do wednsday words of wisdom

its not national green grass day you faggot

by Cooper is wierd April 17, 2019

four headed grass accident

Something spectacularly silly and sublimely expressive of the comical futility of human existence. Like a four headed baby conceived between a couple who couldn't even recognise one another because the grass was too tall (or they had smoked too much of it). An utter disaster.

Little Downs-Syndrome Pepita here is Marcia's little four headed grass accident.

His thirtieth birthday party was a four headed grass accident.

by Fearman February 14, 2008

green sass frass grass

A horrible, terrible, awful word that should never be uttered in front of adults. Known to cause severe anxiety and bus accidents. Use with caution.

After uttering "green sass frass grass" to all of his elders, the boy was kicked out of all his associations and hit by a bus.

by Kubiak November 25, 2003

strip of grass between street and sidewalk

The tree lane. This is what everyone called it when I was growing up in Western Indiana.

The kid's ball rolled across the strip of grass between street and sidewalk and

into the gutter.

by mister krinkly November 06, 2013

do i need to touch grass

yes, yes you do

Person 1: do i need to touch grass
Person 2: yes, yes you do

by vem är du May 25, 2022

Eat Ass, Smoke Grass and Sled Fast

1) The chant of the infamous "Sled Gang", this phrase is frequently used before severely injuring oneself, and ultimately ending up as an unforgettable meme that will forever float around the internet.

2) A phrase used by autistic teenage gypsy's who have given up on life and come to terms with the fact that they will never amount to anything. A clear indicator of a degenerative Disease

1) Dan the Meme Man: "Hey it's Dan the Meme Man. You know, you only live once, so Eat Ass, Smoke Grass and Sled Fast.
Mall Security: " If you go down this escalator, I will call the police on you"
Dan the Meme Man: *Sleds down the escalator anyway, not giving a single fuck*
Fellow Sled Gang Member: "Dan go run!!! Sled Gang! Sled Gang! Sled Gang!"

2) John: "Hey Michael, I heard you were the only one in our grade who didn't get into college. I'm sorry bro."
Michael: "It's alright bruh, I'm just gonna Eat Ass, Smoke Grass and Sled Fast."
John: "Oh no, it's retarded."

by Tangi Boi December 05, 2017