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blank-face

To stare at someone who is obviously wrong, lying, inappropriate, or asking you something you will never answer. The blank stare continues until they realize their mistake and the awkwardness reaches fever pitch.
So, he said he called, but since there was no record of this on my caller id, no missed calls on my cell, and no message on either phone, I blank-faced him until he admitted that he had meant to call me but hadn't actually called me.
by Boogiedownbronx May 28, 2009
mugGet the blank-facemug.

Face Prison

Eating so much sodium-laden fast food late at night that you don't recognize yourself in the mirror the next morning.
"Damn. Did you see old gal today? Her face was so blown up I couldn't even recognize her. She must have Super Sized at McDonald's last night."

"Help. Someone. Let me out of here. I am stuck inside this face prison and I can't get out!"
by Alfsonso March 17, 2010
mugGet the Face Prisonmug.

Game faced

by McGmoney March 14, 2011
mugGet the Game facedmug.

face-twit

(function: noun)

(pronunciation: feys-twit)

1. Someone addicted to social networking media such as Myspace, Facebook, and Twitter.

2. Someone who uses social networking sites predominately for communication and expects everyone else to do likewise.

3. A person who blogs inanely and incessantly about every facet of their daily life.
1. Joe is a face-twit for getting fired from her job because she kept surfing Twitter posts during work hours.

2. Simon and Mary behaved like face-twits when they announced their wedding engagement via Facebook and seemed put out to have to tell me in person.

3. When Anne posted what she had for dinner on Facebook, Bob commented "You're a total face-twit."
by Emperor of the Americas August 29, 2010
mugGet the face-twitmug.

kitten face

Oh such a wonderous thing, a cute smiling kitten face.
by thepaupaldaddy June 5, 2011
mugGet the kitten facemug.

Schmee Face

a particularily brutal member of the facial community
That dudes face looks like a ham walet
Yea, It's quite a schmee face
by aConcernedParent February 24, 2010
mugGet the Schmee Facemug.

Face Furniture

Another term for a man's beard
"Look at that guy's face furniture....I could totally sit on that!"
by toldyouZed May 21, 2016
mugGet the Face Furnituremug.

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