Hanham's Law

Hanham's law states that defecation for males is only complete following:
1. Colon is purged of all fecal matter
2. Following the purging of the colon, a small volume of urine is passed. This is due to the prostate no longer exerting pressure on the urinary tract as when the colon was full.
Failure to wait for the completion of step 2 can result in rectal discomfort, small bits of urine in the one's underwear, and the general feeling of an unsuccessful poo.

Following a particularly hasty poo, Kevin felt tension and discomfort in his rectum throughout the entire meeting because he forgot to follow Hanham's law.

by tickles mcgee July 16, 2013

Peter in Laws

Two men who have had sex with the same woman.

John and Mark have both had sex with Sally. John and Mark are peter in laws.

by C Burn August 26, 2013

Dogwin's Law

Dogwin's law. The theorem that as an internet discussion of gay marriage progresses, the chance of someone mentioning marrying one's dog approaches 1. In some online communities, the person invoking the subject automatically forfeits their position in the discussion. After Godwin's Law.

Sprouteater2011: It's only fair that gay people be able to make a lifetime commitment to each other with the same legal benefits.
Dittohead240556: Yeah, well what if someone wants to marry 10 women, or their DOG? You think they should legally do that too?
Sprouteater2011: ~sigh~ You just invoked Dogwin's law.

by pwnofallages October 12, 2013

Jolson's Law

Subculture Ɵ becomes mainstream as soon as "sexy Ɵ girls" becomes a popular porn genre.

"According to Jolson's Law, scene girls are only popular because scene girl porn is popular."

"I went to Google, trying to find a picture of an extremely frumpy nerd female to counter your virginity quip. Instead all I got was hot "nerd" girl porn."
"Jolson's Law strikes again."

by Computer Shaman December 1, 2011

Band-in-law

Musicians who are related to each other by band membership.

Despite never performing in the same Rolling Stones lineup, Mick Taylor and Ron Wood are band-in-laws.

by Cutters79 September 4, 2011

Scott’s Law

When you know you shouldn’t carry on what you’re doing but think WTF I’m gonna do it anyway!!!

Brian was being blown by an attractive Asian lady ... things progressed and they were about to become intimate when Brian realised he was with a ladyboy ... he laid back and thought of Scott’s Law

by High Vis Harry January 21, 2021

Tree Law

A term popularized by reddit and rslash that means if you cut down someone's private trees you will get a whole lot of money like a huge amount of money like a hunkajanga of money like hummangajungasungatungafungatlamunga amount of money in the range of in the 100 thousands

You cut down my tree and by tree law I will sue you for 100s of 1,000s of dollars from you.

by Dootdadoot April 21, 2021