Paper Plate

Someone who is too lazy and disrespectful to keep themselves or their surroundings clean.

"Okay…whoever was too lazy to rinse their dishes and put them into the dishwasher, please return to the scene of the crime and take care of it. If you can’t bring yourself to rinse, you a paper plate."

by Zaius MD February 4, 2010

booger paper

when you run out of tissue to blow your nose so you use a piece of paper. preferably lined. hence booger paper.

Bob: Shit we're out of klenex!
John: Its okay man just use some paper.
Tim: Haha. You mean booger paper :)

by urbandictionary_user_since2009 January 23, 2010

Paper clip

A strange mystical item that you find at school on the floor and pass to your friends between classes for no reason

Hey guys I still have the paper clip

by Isadaoverworkedbean March 11, 2020

wad of paper

A wad of paper is a stack of papers that contains 50 or more pieces of paper

The wad of paper in Epod is made up of the PTC forms

by drkn February 26, 2012

Paper planes

Flashy success or wealth that seems unattainable. Paper as in money that everyone see’s passing by, out of reach.

I’ll keep investing in this, but it’s like chasing paper planes.

by JDamoose January 17, 2020

Paper-saver

When you go for a shit and wipe you're arse and the piece of paper is spotless, ready to be used again. Not to be confused with a paper saviour.

"I've only used up three sheets of toilet paper and I've had seven shits! Thank you paper-saver!"

by Martin Hunter May 3, 2006

Tall paper

When you have a stack of thirty or more bills of $20's, $50's and $100's unfolded held together by a rubberband.

That dude at the bar just pulled out that tall paper on them chicks.

by Prezalenie October 3, 2007