When your girlfriend won't wake up after a party night, you brush your teeth with minty toothpaste, and tongue dart her bunny-hole until she agrees to get up and make you breakfast.
Danielle was so sleepy on Sunday morning, I had to give her a Paris Alarm Clock to get her naked, lazy body out of bed.
by The Violent Yoda November 19, 2023
Get the Paris Alarm Clockmug. by Ohh. Naggers, of course. April 24, 2024
Get the Paris Niggersmug. A loud obnoxious little boy that is always in somebody's business outgoing a pervert thinks he has a big penis and always caressing his penis soon as he's not gay but most people know he's gay
by 💍Kalaya/wifey❤ December 11, 2017
Get the Parismug. A guy who is a ride or dies. Seems quiet at first but once you get to know him he goofy. Calm in most situations but when it comes to it he about that action and pray you don’t get in his way when he pissed.
by That one dude everyone knows September 25, 2020
Get the Parismug. Paris is a very amazing person, and can be a asshole sometimes. Although he is a handsome young man he also has a attitude and can be very wildy. Don't get on his bad side either, because he will quickly pull up on you and not care who's around and who see's.
by Silentkillerrus July 2, 2022
Get the Parismug. An abuser that acts like she’s had it so rough in her life and as if she’s been abused and came from nothing and spent her life having to sit in the audience praising people who didn’t do anything to have money or fame other than be born into it while living a life a resentment because she couldn’t have the slightest inch of freedom because she didn’t have enough money to go anywhere or afford transportation and had to spend her years working as some cashier while being treated like trash and having no one believe her when she speaks up for herself in a society like North Korea where punishment lasts for 3 generations for the most petty “crimes” imaginable.
Them: “Omg! It’s Paris Hilton!!!”
Random person: “Why aren’t you acknowledging me? Why do I have to acknowledge some random person that didn’t do anything except exist?”
Random person: “Why aren’t you acknowledging me? Why do I have to acknowledge some random person that didn’t do anything except exist?”
by Mo’Nique vs. Precious September 24, 2020
Get the Paris Hiltonmug. If Paris is the capital of Nigeria it would make too much sense why there are so many niggers. You are right! Why don`t people ask where Paris is ?!
by L9eart March 19, 2021
Get the Parismug.