hurt puppy syndrome

One who feigns injuries and/or illness to win the sympathy, attention, and intimacy of others exhibits "hurt puppy syndrome" . A form of sociopathic behavior.

Jimmy played the hurt puppy syndrome card to win the attentions of the girl next door.

by Jiggle lo April 15, 2015

Pull it out!" "It hurts!" "Shit around it!

Banging that ass and the person needs to take a fat shit without the person knowing. Or animal.

Pull it out!" "It hurts!" "Shit around it!"

Pull it out it
Shit around it.
O.k.

by Cock gobling goblin' cock May 26, 2022

Hurt shanni

Hurt shanni in anyway possible

I will hurt shanni

by Loner2710 September 20, 2021

it still hurts \u00e2\u0098\u00b9\u00ef\u00b8\u008f

it still hurts \u00e2\u0098\u00b9\u00ef\u00b8\u008f

it still hurts \u00e2\u0098\u00b9\u00ef\u00b8\u008f

by it still hurts \u00e2\u0098\u0 October 25, 2023

Hurted

the more logical way of saying something hurt

“a hit my knee. it hurted”

by notverysensible November 10, 2021

My headache hurts

A redundant sentence. The fact that you have a headache already means it hurts, dumbass.

Angelina: My headache hurts!
Leslie: No shit Sherlock.

by I hate onions (raw+green) June 14, 2024

<.7.9.7.6.> My Left Ear Hurts<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.> My Left Ear Hurts<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.> My Left Ear Hurts<.7.9.7.6.>

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 11, 2025