Human Bean 

Meaning: "Human Being". As spoken by similar intellects that say "Every Think", instead of "Everything".

Similarly, "Bean" may be substituted for "Been" in written form.

Look, I'm a human bean too, it seems everythink I say has bean ignored, init?

Human Bean by maudibe June 23, 2017

Human Civilization 

What we humans arrogantly presume to call a large population of humans.
*see oxymoron

Every time I turn on the TV I see examples of why human beings are not civilized; and as the word "Civilization" contains the root word "civil", there is no such thing as a "Human Civilization"
Shall I list off ALL the examples?

Human Civilization by Canadamus Prime May 24, 2006

Sub-human 

Someone who has an attractiveness rating of less than 5/10.
Sometimes the term subanimal is used for those below 3/10.

Man look at this guy's recessed chin, what a sub-human!

Sub-human by Maryoussef August 12, 2022

Human

A bunch of emo faggots that go on Urban Dictionary and act negative all the time.

li3k zomg i h8 t3h human r4c3 even tho im one of them!!1

Human by Smithkakarot July 5, 2010

spontaneous human combustion 

to suddenly, and with no apparent reason, burst into flames and within minutes become a human cinder. a.k.a. SHC

defoe was running so fast towards the opponents penalty area that he suddenly suffered an acute spontaneous human combustion

spontaneous human combustion by theWestHamfan November 4, 2003

human lullaby

Someone so boring, so uninteresting, so powerfully dull that you find yourself suppressing the urge to yawn before they've even finished telling you their name.

"My date with Kelly from marketing? You mean, Kelly, the "human lullaby?" Let's put it this way--had I ordered the soup instead of the salad appetizer last night, there's a good chance I could have nodded off and drowned in my lobster bisque, she was so fucking boring."

human lullaby by esme gregson January 16, 2008

Human Chili Bomb 

When an individual is using a smartphone at ground level and is suddenly struck by a stream of steaming diarrhea from anonymous on level 2; such as a; balcony or upper deck.

Dude I saw this hot chick on her iphone under my balcony and I totally broke the ice by giving her a human chili bomb.

Human Chili Bomb by Baby Beadows February 21, 2011