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Harrison

An irate man who f*cks up the driveway while in a trance again.
Her: Why is the driveway so effing icy?!
Me: sounds like a Harrison..
by Mfop May 30, 2018
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harrison elliott

big monkey man LOVES kfc chips as he is the chippy meister and is greek
where is that bad smell coming from? OH! it's just harrison elliott lets go move away from him.
by Jorgy1243 January 14, 2023
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harrison

someone with monkey teeth, very self-conscious about their looks. Its most likely always gonna be a asian man/boy with this "harrison" name (i am racist, except it). next he loves taking his friends for granted, and plays fortnite for a living because he gets no bitches. He normally jerks off everyday because he is lonely, and like i said before, he gets no bitches. He says he has a big penis but he actually has a very small penis, and he doesnt understand that he can be an asshole sometimes. Hes just an ugly yellow, no lifer asian boy who lives off his parents.
Harrisons alone of valentines day again? Dont worry, hes got his fortnite skins to jerk off to. Oh yeah, because hes a no liver who never touched a girl in his life except for his sister and mother.
by AMBOUTABUSCUMMING February 14, 2024
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Harrison

the most caring, and loyal boy you will ever meet. He will fall for you in a heart beat and will give you butterflies in seconds. once you have him be careful, they’re rare. always keep a harrison in your life because he will give you more support and love than ur mom also packing in the lower department if you know what I mean eyes like gold make any scenario feel surreal
That’s my sweet boy , Harrison
by StinkyNigro123 June 1, 2020
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Harrison Jones

Harrison Jones has the hottest mother ever and like to fuck one of his close friends little sisters, he also has the fattest crush on james charles
Harrison Jones' mums only fans is free today!!
by anonymous July 27, 2021
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Harrison

A combination of an autistic nerd, a librarian and Jeffrey Dahmer.
Harrison is such an autistic nerd!
by The Scallionator August 29, 2023
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Harrison Kinney

Hey look it's Harrison Kinney the queer. Let's go beat him up
by Spencerdalem December 4, 2017
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