hard facts

Reliable, verifiable information

There is currently no way of obtaining hard facts about what he did and did not do.

by The Return of Light Joker November 21, 2011

hard cuddle

The action of cuddling before approaching sexual intercourse for the male to get an erection.

Give me a hard cuddle before we make sweet, sweet sexual intercourse on your grandmothers porch.

by liljurd December 7, 2014

HardCore Parkour

Usually a phrase shouted by someone doing parkour terribly, usually ending in the person being badly injured

Guy 1:Are you filming this?
Guy 2:yeah, go!
Guy 1:HardCore Parkour!
Guy 1: *Breaks arm*

by Paco_Animations June 16, 2018

kitty hard

An extremely sarcastic way of responding when an event or action that isn't difficult at all -- but is made to seem that way by the speaker. A tribute to cats, the ultimate drama queens, who such a hard life that they make a Big Deal when you move them off the clean laundry they've been sleeping on for the last 23.5 hours.

Jerry: And I had to sleep on 1000 thread count sheets because the 1500 thread count sheets were dirty!
Tom: Your life is so kitty hard.

Glenda: I can't talk right now, I have to get my nails done, hair done, a massage, AND go shopping for new clothes before I have lunch with Brad Pitt!
Evillene: Your life is so kitty hard.

by Jody M. March 25, 2010

Harry Hard-out

Used when someone is trying harder than need be. Often used as an alternative to 'Try Hard'.

For example "That kid is a real Harry Hard-out", such as trying to cheese a girl up a lot.

by Big Eed September 25, 2010

Try-Hard "Hipster"

Typically a person who talks about being a hipster yet who is physically/mentally incapable of being a true hipster. Works too hard to be a real hipster, so therefore only looks like a dumbass. Sometimes interrupts nice convertations with talking about how hipster he/she is. Annoying as hell.

"So how was your softball game?"
"Oh it was pretty good. I was being pretty hipster because I wore some badass miscolored socks."
"You are a Try-Hard "Hipster""

"I was walking in a park when I saw the teachers aid in my chemistry class riding a fixie while playing a guitar. He's such a Try-Hard "Hipster""

by JackTheRappist May 7, 2013

trash hard

A cross between a try hard and someone who is still trash despite said try hardness. Most associated with video games. Usually in large numbers on console FPS games being that it’s all they’ve ever known and or care to know when it comes to video games.

Trash hard: man I try and try and this fucking cunt is still killing me, he’s defo hacking
Friend: nah dude you’re just a fucking trash hard

by Boogitney May 13, 2019