Hand Spammer

A word I made up which means;
As a Noun: one who is known for jerking off.

As a verb: jerking off

Example (as a verb): Jerry got on xvideos after he got home and he started hand spamming.

Example (as a noun): One of Jerry’s friends was going to visit him that afternoon. When his friend showed up he saw Jerry jerking off. He took a video and it was passed around school where Jerry became know as “The Hand Spammer.” RIP Jerry.

by baleful_phoenix August 25, 2018

Hand Creamer

A male that chronically masturbates. Usually unemployed, lives at home and what little income he has is spent on porn.

Jon is a hand creamer. Can’t believe his mom doesn’t boot him out.

Online porn has turned me into a hand creamer.

by Eaton Holgoode June 4, 2018

the upper hand

Definition: To have more power than someone else, so that you are able to control a situation.

The company gained the upper hand in the business by buying its competitors.

After hours of fierce negotiation, the President gained the upper hand.

by 请关注公众号：英文口语专家 June 7, 2019

boi hand

Where someone is doing something fucking weird and then you boi hand them and shout boi at the top of your voice. "Boi hand" Dedoid said. boi

*Someone says something stupid* *Boi hands them* " Boi hand" Dedoid said.

by Boi hand April 21, 2018

Hand-Warming

Using the hands to stimulate the genitals in preparation for sexual intercourse.

Rachel got me nice and rigid with a little hand-warming.

by Eaton Holgoode January 9, 2018

worm hands

When a guy masturbates and doesn't wash his hands after

Joe: Yo, be careful shaking Kyles hands...
Jeremy: Why?
Joe: He just came out of the bathroom, probably has worm hands!

by JogginForBoolean April 21, 2017

Fap Handed

To receive a hand job aka a handy or old fashioned.

Your mom fap handed me under the dinner table last night.

My uncle snuck in my room and fap handed me.

The coach caught the team as they fap handed each other in the locker room.

by Eaton Holgoode December 1, 2017