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half-bakerism

Another name for oneness pentecostalism or modalism. A half-baked pseudo-Christian belief that rejects the trinity (Father, Son, Holy Spirit), says that Jesus is "One God" that manifests as three different beings, and says that anytime Jesus prayed he was talking to himself. Popularized by Tyler Baker of Valiant Baptist Church in Florida.
Rick, Elliott, Russell, and Doreen are Half-Bakerists, and thereby involved in Half-Bakerism.
by majorsix March 5, 2018
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half-friend

when you set your privacy settings on facebook to not include tagged pics, access to your wall, etc for a select group of people. your aunts, uncles, little cousins, (insert anyone you don't want seeing incriminating photos of you or stalking your shit) keep joining facebook and you have no choice but to friend them... you can at least half-friend them to minimize stalking, ridicule and generally being a bad influence.
"I can't believe aunt viv joined facebook, now she comments on every photo and every status update, it's getting annoying. as if i needed her knowing i 'ended up puking in a bush' and was crazy drunk last night. my friends left that little anecdote on my wall and she commented 'you got some splainin to do' Ugh."

"You should have half-friended her like I did, she can't see shit on my profile."
by tuuesday April 28, 2010
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Half-Head

Girl with one half of head dyed in one colour and another part of head in another. Original name refers to a girl from Púchov in Slovakia.
A: Hey dude. Did u see a Half-Head yesterday ?
B: Yeah she is nice. I wanked on her after i came home
by PussySucker October 11, 2010
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half-turn

verb: to half-turn, performing a half-turn
noun: a half-turn
The act of turning around and looking in an irritated way (possibly with rolling your eyes) to the person in the seat behind you, as a result of his noise-making.
*sitting in a movie theater, talking*
Asshole #1: shushh!
Me: dude, did that guy just shush me?
*Asshole #2 half-turns*
Me: Oh man, that guy just half-turned me, let's be quiet now.
by LA-Z-BOY & Blackburn August 25, 2007
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half-stack

"Yo, that phat ugly bitch aint even gone give me no none of a mo-fucking half-stack , bitch is straight stank-nasty."
by sand-hole February 16, 2009
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Half Demon

A person that makes weird cricket sounds and can turn his head half way around. they usually walk alone in hallways staring at others, wishing he could love. they dont kill because of the half angels so dont be scared if you come across one. They are hard to spot, they can only be revealed if they tell there identity.
Hey britney i cannot kill cause you are a half angel.
I cannot love because it is a sin to love. thats why i do not have a girlfriend.
I am a half demon do not be scared, i will only kill when half angels arent around
** Cricket Noises**
by James the cricket boy October 25, 2007
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half deaf

by SuperSonicX May 6, 2006
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