Backwards granny

One partner is is holding onto a walker whilst the other is holding their legs. All the while grinding as vigorously as possible without breaking a hip. (Protection suggested but not required)
Granddaughter: “oh no, I walked in on mamaw and papaw doing the backwards granny!”

Grandson: “damn.”
by created the backwards granny October 21, 2017
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Goose Granny

The lesbian version of duck daddy for the elderly
Heidi is the og Goose Granny.
by The Duckiest of Daddies January 24, 2025
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Granny sniff

A soundalike for Granny Smith
Person 1: Hey, look, that guy looks like a granny sniff.
Person 2: No, you're a granny sniff you fuu-jee apple.
by plagiarismbelike January 29, 2024
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Ur Granny Tranny

Way worse then 'ur mom gay' and 'ur dad lesbian' combined.. If you are ever told this go to the doctors instantly! You could have a coma and die. Thank you
Jim: ur mom gay lol
John: ur granny tranny
Jim: *dies*
John: hah noob
by HahNoobs November 7, 2018
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neighborhood granny

a very old lady that doesn't know how to use technology and often weak but very caring
Tim: how's your granny?
James: she's kinda like a neighborhood granny.
by the milk gang member July 16, 2020
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Granny

The annoying character that always hits you with a Bat
Granny:I see you
Me:How DAFAQ does she see me?
by sandman236 July 5, 2018
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