gossip granny

Always wanting the gossip. The lates hits and latest couple
KOSTA:Any news today?
KEELY: your such a gossip granny.
by I am me don't judge December 07, 2015
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Granny Beads

When dirt and sweat gather up in patches on your skin in little beads, more common in warm weather
After mowing the yard, Adam had a bunch of granny beads showing up on his neck.
by serene88 February 05, 2021
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Granny clay

When you squeeze a full bottle of lube into a 70 year old woman's vagina and her old vag powder mixes with the lube and becomes a thick clay-like substance
"Dude i ate so much granny clay i shit bricks!" "Bro i made a mold of my penis with granny clay!"
by granny clay December 04, 2017
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Granny Fucker

Granny Fucker = Tyree
by shitfuckbitch July 15, 2021
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Granny grazer

A younger person who likes to hook up with granny's.
Lets go to bingo hank, we might get lucky.
Your are such a Granny grazer Tom.
by Pocketjem January 13, 2020
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Granny roller

A chronic Dejease typically found in Derek’s. When rolling moms isn’t enough, a granny roller will make the move to then next generation
Guys, if you see Derek at the party don’t mention anything about my relatives, I heard he’s a granny roller.
by DEJ capacitor October 18, 2021
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Goose Granny

The lesbian version of duck daddy for the elderly
Heidi is the og Goose Granny.
by The Duckiest of Daddies January 24, 2025
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