Gooning

1. Regular masturbation
2. The act of delaying orgasm for minutes to hours at a time in order for it to be more long and powerful
1. Little Jimmy was caught gooning in class, over and over to Pornhub
2. Yeah, I just had a 1 and a half hour gooning session
by Ihavenolife_68421 July 26, 2024
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Apocalyptic Goon

When you realise the world is ending (or you are about to get inevitably murdered) so, naturally, you whip out your dick/pussy and stroke like never before, until all fades out but freak. You're gooning like there's no tomorrow, because (at least for you) there isn't any. It may also be used to disgust/confuse/arouse your killer, marginally prolonging your life.
Sargeant Doakes realised Lila was on Dexter's side, and subsequently pulled an apocalyptic goon knowing that his death was imminent. He died hard.
by Daedalus65536 February 24, 2025
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Goon walk

damn, he's vibing and walking!! that's what we call a goon walk!!
by Beygl January 04, 2021
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Goon walk

Dave: damn look at him vibe...but hes also walking?
Tom: yah hes goon walking
by Beygl January 04, 2021
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Psycho-Gooning

Psycho-Gooning is a variant of gooning, where beforehand you overdose on anti-depressants to forcibly induce a schizophrenic meltdown.
You might be physically and mentally prepared to bring yourself to the peak of your drugged euphoria, but imagine starting your Psycho-Gooning session and seeing your sleep paralysis demon watching you in the closet. There are two outcomes here:
1. They gaze in horror as you bust the craziest nut in your LIFE.
2. They join you in your quest to make your hand bond to your meat via a friction weld.
by Maulmemes March 08, 2024
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goon or edge

A slang term used to ask the target whether they prefer to edge their meat or go on gooning sessiond
by Zesaeit July 11, 2024
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Flixer Gooning

Flixer Gooning was originally invented by the Yakubian Prophet in order to reach the nubian palace in the 3rd layer of Jynxiz asshole. From ancient texts scholars have decoded the method: "Taking your dingle, subtracting your fingle to get your dongle. The dongle is then fermented inside of Pyrocinical Foxy Inflation NSFW #twink art from Twitter, make sure the PH is at least -25e^2. Remove with teeth from mammoths and then go to target and ride the toilet handle freaky style until completion to gain access to the sublayer where the Nephaliptic Cabal keeps the 60ft ancient proto human giant used for calculations in the stock market. Harvest two of the Paradoxical Iphone 16 maxes with Hongdae sigils. Take it home and stick it into a solution with x1 minecraft steve figure, 2oz of Lebron james sweat, x1 elderberry. Seal lid with Dark Matter Grafted Cock rings (as needed). Once it has fermented remove using Metholpropyl Ketone to deactivate the solution. Proceed to start edging to whatever u choose. Shove the object into your anus at a 74.63 degree angle while facing north at bearing 319. Enjoy.
Josh- "I hate Georgia State Patrol"
Eric- "oh god he was Flixer Gooning"
by Flixr Gooning May 19, 2025
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