Refers to any number of perverse sexual actions. Also a road located in Arlington, VA. See cum, dirty sanchez, bukkake, skeet, grundle
"Dude! He totally glebed all over her face!"
"Give her the the glebe, man!"
"Last night, she was licking my glebe and it was flippin' sweet!"
"Give her the the glebe, man!"
"Last night, she was licking my glebe and it was flippin' sweet!"
by D. Icardi August 8, 2006
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Sure the US has had 12 major snowstorms this year, and England is having it's coldest winter in 1000 years, but it's because of global weirding.
by worldkingproductions March 3, 2011
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by Unknown5422 May 4, 2021
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A globetard is someone who lives in the fantasy that thinks the idea of globalism would work. A globetard spends his or her or whatever it identifies as (because it commonly identified as something that's not real) saying that the idea of a world government would work because everyone would work together to eliminate the evil bankers and elites, and everyone would prosper. Commonly points to the EU as an example, although ignoring the fact that the EU was built up by the elites. Also, they live on the notion that everyone loves everyone and with the press of a button, they will end racism and discrimination. Usually between the ages of 12-21. Usually college student who picked a terrible major, or a middle schooler/high schooler who thinks their idea can change the world. Or a high school teacher who just wants the benefits and a bigger paycheck.
A globetard is someone who lives in the fantasy that thinks the idea of globalism would work. A globetard spends his or her or whatever it identifies as (because it commonly identified as something that's not real) saying that the idea of a world government would work because everyone would work together to eliminate the evil bankers and elites, and everyone would prosper. Commonly points to the EU as an example, although ignoring the fact that the EU was built up by the elites. Also, they live on the notion that everyone loves everyone and with the press of a button, they will end racism and discrimination. Usually between the ages of 12-21. Usually college student who picked a terrible major, or a middle schooler/high schooler who thinks their idea can change the world. Or a high school teacher who just wants the benefits and a bigger paycheck.
Kid #1: Yo bro, a world government could totally save us! Like all the leaders of the world come together like the EU! We could crush the elites and end inequality! Bro we can do it!
Smart Kid: Why would the leaders of the world who already took huge loans of money from the elite to create wars and chaos across the world, come together for peace and harmony? Maybe we should just shrink the size of the government so it has less power, so the elites can't dominate it anymore.
Kid #1: Bro? Bro? That's racist you bigot! This is the future! Progress bro we're gonna unite and the world will be beautiful!
Smart Kid: You're honestly such a globetard. You live in a fantasy world where you think everything can work out with a huge and powerful government.
Kid #1: *doesn't have the mental capability to respond as they were utterly destroyed by facts
Smart Kid: Why would the leaders of the world who already took huge loans of money from the elite to create wars and chaos across the world, come together for peace and harmony? Maybe we should just shrink the size of the government so it has less power, so the elites can't dominate it anymore.
Kid #1: Bro? Bro? That's racist you bigot! This is the future! Progress bro we're gonna unite and the world will be beautiful!
Smart Kid: You're honestly such a globetard. You live in a fantasy world where you think everything can work out with a huge and powerful government.
Kid #1: *doesn't have the mental capability to respond as they were utterly destroyed by facts
by OMGdude July 2, 2016
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by Jess Sam and Billie April 1, 2007
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I'm wacking off, my parents are in the other room masturbating, my grandparents are fapping in their tombs. We're experiencing global porning.
by Nordiqbeubs October 1, 2010
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Person 1: Woah did you hear sana singing in twice’s new song?
Person 2: Sana? As in Minatozaki Sana? The global IT girl!! She’s so pretty, I wish I could kiss her.
Person 1: Right?!
Person 2: Sana? As in Minatozaki Sana? The global IT girl!! She’s so pretty, I wish I could kiss her.
Person 1: Right?!
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