Glazing the Hobbit

The act of popping on a dwarfs chest while ejaculating on their face.

After a tough day at work Javier needed to relieve some stress. He decided Glazing the Hobbit with Mahoney would do the trick.

by HarryBalz November 24, 2025

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Cuffns the Great
Is my dear friend
My other half
Until the end

He possesses immense
Kindness and talent
You will never meet anyone
More heroic or gallant

Cuffns knows how
To make people smile
He likes to play a game
Once in a while

He always checks in
When I’m feeling blue
I love Cuffns
And you should too

"Cuffns is the best human alive" "Stop the glaze bro." "It's true tho."

by Frefra December 10, 2025

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verb: to outwardly praise or swoon over, usually overly so; to suck up to.

All Caleb does all day is glaze this new series on Netflix; he says it’s the best show he’s ever watched, but me and all my other friends agree that it’s pretty mid.

by CrispitySmuggity December 18, 2025

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