Really good and disgustingly badass. A mixture of heavy, meaning really good or deep and as kickass as kung fu.
Guy 1 "Man, how did you manage to kill that Boss and not take a single hit?"
Guy 2 "Because I'm Heavy Kung Fu"
Guy 2 "Because I'm Heavy Kung Fu"
by pisodiumis February 4, 2014

Pete: Yo momma is so fat, when she sat down in high school class, she sat beside EVERYBODY!
Spence: Chi Fu
Spence: Chi Fu
by Splancer April 8, 2006

by duudewersdf June 9, 2011

When rappers say that "niggas fu", or call people "fu" it means they are fake people. Here is a D. Savage lyric: "I got brothers not no homies cuz you pussy niggas fu".
by slattcentral May 3, 2022

1. A Cat Uses To Beat A Dogs Ass For Barking To Loud.
2. A Fight That Makes You Think This World Between Cats Is.. Fucked Up.
3. Despite A Reason, Kitty Fu Is That Cat Style Fight That Saves You In Mid Karate Classes.
4. A Word That Was Never A Thing Until I Posted This.
5. Maybe A Word When Kitties Have That Annoying Claw Bap When You Piss Them Off.
2. A Fight That Makes You Think This World Between Cats Is.. Fucked Up.
3. Despite A Reason, Kitty Fu Is That Cat Style Fight That Saves You In Mid Karate Classes.
4. A Word That Was Never A Thing Until I Posted This.
5. Maybe A Word When Kitties Have That Annoying Claw Bap When You Piss Them Off.
"Did You See That Cat? He Got Kitty Fu Skills And I'm Amazed!"
"The Cat Kitty Fu'ed When That Dog Came About."
"Kitty Fu!!!!!"
"The Cat Kitty Fu'ed When That Dog Came About."
"Kitty Fu!!!!!"
by Retched Fox June 29, 2019

by juuuhurddd February 18, 2017

A form of martial arts only seen in the shady parts of Beijing or in triad controlled China town. It is also used as a sport for betting and such like.
Where 2 or more men use their erect penises as weapons in a duel but also doing those crazy kung-fu flips. Women can participate with strap-ons but this provides a distinct advantage due to their artificial nature.
Where 2 or more men use their erect penises as weapons in a duel but also doing those crazy kung-fu flips. Women can participate with strap-ons but this provides a distinct advantage due to their artificial nature.
Joe: 'Chris are you ok?'
Chris: 'No mate, absolutely exhausted. My penis is black and blue from all that Ding dong kung-fu!'
Chris: 'No mate, absolutely exhausted. My penis is black and blue from all that Ding dong kung-fu!'
by Two Spoon Destroyer December 23, 2020
