wooden forklift

the act of using a very hard penis to, when deeply plunged inside, lift and carry a woman to a desired destination

"Namir couldn't wait any longer, so he wooden forklifted his mistress to his bedroom."

by mbz7832 November 18, 2014

ranch forker

A person who dips their fork in the sauce/dressing/ranch before they grab their food with the fork while eating.

I saw you put some ranch on your fork before you ate that salad, you ranch forker!

by RedLucasMiller August 23, 2020

Moda Forker

A clean way to say mother fucker

HE’S A MODA FORKER MATE

by THE ONE & ONLY TRUE April 10, 2022

forking

the act following spooning eventually leads to the act of knifing. from which there is no return. forkng can be indicated by the formation of a V (by the index and middle fingers) on each hand. place the V's together at the web betwen the fingers.

The other night, klo and loopy werespooning which of course led to forking, and we all know what happens then!

by Emry and Crash January 14, 2009

forkshlork

a type of chinese pickle that eats people and flys around

the human tryed to eat the forkshlork but the forkshlork ate him
now isnt that just sad!!!!

by ron wilson July 24, 2004

Forknut

Ok. wtf even is that, that is the biggest gay cry babies game u will ever try. and also u may see Jaceio on fortnite. Fortnite is the type of game that will make u bust a nut right after ur dad beat u with his belt. Fortnite is also the type of game will make u gay like just gay. ur uncle will start helo u beat ur meat if u play it.

"my uncle bust a nut on me when i was playing Forknut"

by Ass consumer November 14, 2018

forklifting

The act of going out and picking up overweight members of the opposite sex.

DaveyD? He practically invented forklifting!

by trahma July 21, 2008