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Comedy Garbage

When a person says a joke that is so unfunny, it makes everyone in the room stop and stare in disappointment
Person A: “What does a baby computer call its father? Data!!”

Person B: “That was comedy garbage”
by johnbartwell09 October 21, 2022
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Garbage wind

The stinky wind that blows up into your face when you open a garbage chute in an apartment building.
Garbage dust flew into my eye when I was hit by the garbage wind from the chute.
by BayswaterGirl November 10, 2021
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toxic-garbage

dude you are toxic-garbage little kid.
by sneeeze April 1, 2019
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Gobble your garbage

Same meaning as to "give head" or a "blowjob". Can also be defined as "deep-throating", and swallowing all that comes out.
"I gobbled my boyfriends garbage last night."

"A gave him a blowjob, but also gobbled his garbage."

"I was just going to suck you off, but now I'm going to gobble your garbage."
by The Lanzer April 18, 2010
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garbage bag jingle

When you are planning on very sloppy sex and decide to lay a garbage bag down beforehand. The sound of the bag during sex is the garbage bag jingle.
You guys get after it last night?”
“Yeah it was wild, gave her that garbage bag jingle.”
by Duwmeister April 20, 2018
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Garbage store

An antique store where people are trying to sell their old garbage they don't want anymore; factually everything being sold has been drained of all value.
Jon: That is a nice clock you got there David.
David: Thanks we picked it up at the garbage store last week.
by Urban.sav August 5, 2015
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Summer garbage time

A condition when the final weeks of summer are comprised mostly of rain or other poor weather, limiting the ability for people to perform outside activities. Condition commonly occurs in the Northeastern US. During summer garbage time, most people will give up on summer activities such as going to the pool and start stocking up on pumpkin-spiced food items.
The forecast is for rain and clouds all of next week and through Labor Day weekend. It looks like we’re in summer garbage time.
by Rick Cunningham August 19, 2021
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