flat leaver

Someone who leaves another person in a partnership because they got done with the task first.

"Joeh you are a flat leaver!!"

by Raymond Carlson February 15, 2017

flat trot

British term for a slow horse, aka a stupid person

Don't be a flat trot, google it and figure it out yourself

by Psubabbler February 27, 2017

flat free

When you're a baller and all of the women in your lineup have a bra size of C or bigger. You're flat free at that point.

Yo my boy, I heard you're single again and all your numbers are flat free.

by bored321 January 3, 2017

Flat-apple

A way to mess with your friends because this word doesn't exist.

Camille didn't know what flat-apple meant and googled it

by Okokpkokejenkd May 19, 2017

Flat-Stanely

(Noun) a man who only has sex with ladies with such tight poons his penis becomes flat. Ultimate goal

The man had sex with so many tight virgins he became flat-stanely.

by Bluebirdbeast September 28, 2017

flat caking

A non sexual act involving skin-to-skin contact of two or more taint areas. Contact must produce a smacking sound.

I enjoy long walks on the beach, day trading and flat caking with my boys.

by Vladimir Trickington December 21, 2017

Flat-Caking

A non-sexual act involving skin-to-skin contact of two or more taint areas. Contact must produce a smacking sound.

I enjoy long walks on the beach, day trading and flat-caking with my boys.

by Vladimir Trickington December 21, 2017