Fluff

Safe for work/ school term to replace the word "fuck" in a sentence.

1.) I got an F on my grade card in English, Fluff...

2.) I fluffed this girl last night and she was fluffing good at what she does.

by DJ-Slow-N-Throw December 13, 2010

FaFF

Fetch a fucking fortune

Boy 1: Did Elvis die on a toilet?
Boy 2: Yea, I think
Boy 1: I bet that toilet would FaFF

by Twohitem January 8, 2010

Fluff Nug

n. The fluffiest of the nugs

I just got a fat fluff nug.
If my face were a fluff nug, would you smoke it?

by ironman5150 May 19, 2004

Floffy

Combo of fluffy and floppy that was recently used to describe the willow trees as depicted in Sim Animals

Also used to describe the hair style favored by gold-digging Dallas slut/snobs

"I think they fucked up when they made the willow trees as they look wrong... the branches are all floffy"

by Huck Newberry's Ghost September 20, 2009

flabfuck

Often when something seems farfetched... someone would say "You'd have to suck some penis to get that." But at times, there is no sucking of penis involved. Sometimes, it's sleeping with fat people of any gender. This is to now be known as a flabfuck... or flabberfuck because it seems so farfetched as well.

I wanted a discount so i had to flabfuck some broad before making her a 13 egg omelette with 8 strips of bacon.

by Parth S Patel June 23, 2011

Faffer

Derivative: Faffis/Faffelgaggler

A big, fat, rhinosaurus female chef who is mega-snarky and potentially a pretentious vegan.

"We thought she farted on our food at this famous Chicago restaurant, but then we heard her growling in the kitchen 'That's naught ah sowsaage! *burp* *fart* it's naught veegeen, and I'mma veeg! bahhhhhhhh! *burp* *fart*' We then became gravely terrified and returned our food and refused to pay our bill because a Melissa McCarty monster was cooking it. Don't cha know Melissa McCarthy's mating call goes like this 'Bahhhhh! Sowsaaage!' lol damn, she's such a faffer."

by BeefyPonsker July 25, 2017

faffer

a welsh name for a fanny

i liked a faffer last night, i did.
right after i shaged that sheep over thur.

by :~) November 25, 2003