the bird feeder

when a man lays on his back, shoots his cum into his belly button, then has the woman suck it out.

last night i totally did the bird feeder with my girlfriend.

by Señor Rivera February 4, 2010

Feed the Joey

Founded in 2007, Feed the Joey is a Bay Area non-profit devoted to raising awareness and promoting action to bring an end to Joey's constant hunger. Despite repeated advocation, Joey's local government has refused on multiple occasions to provide even the most rudimentary funding for the eradication of this disaster. Members give Joey food as well as money to buy his own food later. New members are welcome, and donations are always accepted.

Dude, look at Joey. He looks so hungry.
Naw, its all good. Those guys are from Feed the Joey. See, they're giving him sandwiches right now. Doesn't he look happy?
Wow, he really does. Bless their souls.

by Joey (the hungry one) June 29, 2007

two-faced

someone who acts nice to you when you are around them, but the minute you're gone they're bad-mouthing you.

"OMG cameron is so two-faced, when you are with him hes acting like hes your best friend but when your gone hes saying bad things about you and saying he hates you."

by Stevo2560 August 4, 2007

monkey faced butt muncher

A rim job finished off by giving a raspberry.

I walked into the bathroom and heard the end of a monkey faced butt muncher. I want to cut off my ears.

by bbl2k April 3, 2009

twat-faced hoe-bag

a girl that people refer to as a slut/slag/whore/hoe/bitch if she has done something to annoy you.

SHE'S SUCH A TWAT-FACED HOE-BAG!

by ali gee shahalam pass the pie December 22, 2010

white-faced

When you get your faced pushed into snow resulting in your face having a layer of white snow covering it.

-Not to be confused with the alternative definition for white face (having a jizz covered face).*
*Definitions can be used simultaneously if you really don't like someone

That little douche is about to get white-faced if he doesn't give me his lunch money.

by chuckinDeuces November 24, 2010

off my feed

If I'm too upset or disgusted to eat, I’m off my feed.

I saw two guys bustin slobs on the light rail. I'll be off my feed all day.

by American Mutt July 30, 2008