Pool Fart

That distinct smell of a fart ripped at a public pool or shower facility.

I felt my swim suit flap against my butt as I farted and was almost up the ladder out of the pool. People looked disgusted as my pool fart hit their noses- it had the distinct smell of musty wetness. Like an unclean dishwasher.

by Merriam EBster March 15, 2015

chip fart

The smell that you encounter when you open a fresh bag of potato chips.

I opened that bag of Lay's potato chips and thought I had shit my pants, but it was only a chip fart.

by Chipfart December 22, 2008

The Laughing Farts

When you have built up gas that you've been trying to hold in, and something makes you laugh. This results in a vicious cycle of losing control of your bowel and anal muscles and farting up a storm from the impact of the laughter, then laughing more at the farts, causing more farts, which causes more laughs, which causes more farts, and more laughs, and more farts until there is no gas left inside of you.

Farts usually expel in rhythmic timing according to the laughs. It's like unintentionally playing an instrument.

The Laughing Farts:
Yesterday at school I was holding in a fart, and my friend passed me a note that made me giggle, and I lost control for a second and blew a huge one. So then I started laughing even more and I farted even more and I had to run to the bathroom laughing and farting and the whole school was watching me. Traumatizing.

by Tatertawt24 August 21, 2012

poison fart

Flatulence with the ability to clear a large room of people.

Damn it! Ruben layed a poison fart in the living room so he could have the TV to himself,stinky bastard.

by Rub Dogg August 28, 2006

Fart Joy

Taking pleasure in observing others as they smell your farts.

Person 1: Man! It stinks like eggs!
Person 2: TeeHeeHee

Person 2 experienced fart joy, while person 1 simply experienced farts.

by lkdzzbls August 8, 2010

Fart King

"Fart King's" are members of society who constantly rip farts on a level beyond the average person. "Fart Kings" often take a hidden pride in being able to ass whistle so often, and as such, they shamelessly fill the air with their filthy flatulence.

Although some will suggest that Fart King's get their crown for the overall frequency of their anal expulsions, this is but a myth. In fact, a Fart King should be given his/her title for their frequency as well as their consistency, decibel volume, and last but not least, their odor.

A "Fart King" will often drop bean blowers that not only wreak but also have an appalling pitch and a distracting audible volume. It is these factors which combine to truly give someone the title.

Of course, it is difficult to crown a Fart King globally, or even state wide, instead it is encouraged to crown "Fart Kings" within your own social circles. For example; If you're living in a house of six people and one stands out particularly for their consistent, smelly, and loud barking brownies, you should take immediate action by calling them a "Fart King" at every chance possible.

Sasha: So I was just sitting there...
Dan: *Bwwwoowww*
Sasha: Dan, relax.
Dan: *Bweerrwee*
Sasha: Man...
Ollie: Dan, you're the Fart King.
Sasha: Yeah, Fart King, no one touches you in the fart realm in this residence.

by Mint Medley November 14, 2009

fart cannon

a large "N-1 style" muffler usually attached to import cars. manufacturers usually claim it adds power to cars, however it may adversely affect performance of a car due to lack of necesary backpressure in a cars exhaust. The result of these mufflers is a high decible exhaust that makes the car have less power at low rpms. usually purchased by people who think their car is good when it is actually a pos. Fart canons are a major status symbol in the world of ricers, the louder your 93 horsepower import.... the cooler.

wow look at the fart cannon on that civic.... what a poser

by BATWINGS_07 July 30, 2006