Fack

For when you dont want to say fuck

I left my flute at school. FACKKKKKK

by A Swag Llama January 11, 2016

Facebook Facade

The happy bullshit you post publicly to maintain your own damn sanity.

Girl: "I see things are great in your life!"

Guy: "Nah, lost my job, got a DUI and left my dime bag in a jacket in my friend's car, but can't let the world think I'm a loser... Gotta keep up the Facebook Facade!"

by This2ShallPass December 10, 2014

Canadian Facial

When a guy cums on a girls face then proceeds to throw a snow ball in her face.

Buddy #1: "Oh so you know, we were out for a rip last night with Jessica and I gave her a Canadian Facial"
Buddy #2: " oh fuck yeah bud"

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by kcb August 16, 2016

full facial

When a male busts his load all over a girls face after giving them the time of there life.

To cum on ones face.

James: Ye pal, i was out in the club last night and i brought this cracker of a girl home.

Evan: Really pal? What did you do with her?

James: I gave her a full facial after i ripped her a new hole with my big dick.

by Zach Boyd May 19, 2018

Facial Clench

A Facial Clench is what you shout at zombies when you are loosing

*Playing Black ops (zombies)*

Ash: Lara! your the only one left! were on round 27! dont die!

Lara: AARGHHH YOU FACIAL CLENCH!! D:< DIE!!!

by Mizz Peanutt x July 1, 2011

bi-facial

Adjective describing a couple in which one party is clearly a lot better looking than the other

Look at that bi-facial couple over there. She's too hot to be dating that fugly thing.

by Macilentus May 12, 2008

commanche facial

when a man is fucking a woman doggie style while laying flat on her stomach,her face turned to the side,and wearing a head dress, he leans up and cums on the side of her face in the form of war paint.wooo woooo woooo woooo!

last night, i gave your mother a commanche facial after i teabagged her.

by brdlvn1 October 21, 2008