blank-face

To stare at someone who is obviously wrong, lying, inappropriate, or asking you something you will never answer. The blank stare continues until they realize their mistake and the awkwardness reaches fever pitch.

So, he said he called, but since there was no record of this on my caller id, no missed calls on my cell, and no message on either phone, I blank-faced him until he admitted that he had meant to call me but hadn't actually called me.

by Boogiedownbronx May 28, 2009

Face Prison

Eating so much sodium-laden fast food late at night that you don't recognize yourself in the mirror the next morning.

"Damn. Did you see old gal today? Her face was so blown up I couldn't even recognize her. She must have Super Sized at McDonald's last night."

"Help. Someone. Let me out of here. I am stuck inside this face prison and I can't get out!"

by Alfsonso March 17, 2010

Game faced

The result of pre-gaming to get shit faced.

Yeah, I'm game faced.

by McGmoney March 14, 2011

Face Furniture

Another term for a man's beard

"Look at that guy's face furniture....I could totally sit on that!"

by toldyouZed May 21, 2016

Carnival Face

Someone who has a very disfigured face, is very unattractive, and looks like they give out goldfish if you throw a ball into a glass. Or if they work at McDonald's.

"Hey Carl, I was fucking this chick doggystyle, and she turned around, and WOAH, carnival face."

by A Lanz March 31, 2009

Marble Face

When one ejaculates into another ones rectum followed by pull out maneuver which results in a cumshit on the recipients face or hands.

Last night I got totally "Marble Faced".

Did you hear the time Jenna "Marbled Face".

I got surprised "Marble Faced" last night.

by VisualistTV December 15, 2018

Schmee Face

a particularily brutal member of the facial community

That dudes face looks like a ham walet
Yea, It's quite a schmee face

by aConcernedParent February 24, 2010