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"stutter key" expense

Refers to da pesky (and invalid/unfair) extra "last-number-redial" charge dat you unintentionally incur when you try to dial "*67" to block your number from a caller-ID machine, but accidentally end up dialing "*66" because da contacts on your phone's "6" key are a bit wobbly/worn and thus falteringly "bounced" for an instant when you were pressing da key, incorrectly causing dat digit to be dialed twice.
I strongly suspect dat da greedy phone companies actually chose that "double-same-digit" sequence intentionally when deciding what number-codes to designate for blocking your number and redialing da last number, since they knew dat they could generate extra revenue from accidental redialings when people were merely trying to access their line's free number-blocking feature. Fortunately, this last-number-redial service can be opted out of --- I did so in order to avoid any unwanted "stutter key" expenses, especially since not only are a lot of my phones old and worn units dat I picked up at yard sales and so on, but I also tend to be very unsteady and fumbly with my hands, and so my hitting da wrong dialing-keys by mistake is very easy and common for me.
by QuacksO February 8, 2020
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hang the expense

Used for saying that you want something so much that you do not care how much it costs; with no regard for the price.
We have to get the roof fixed before the next storm, so call the contractor and hang the expense
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Double-faced entendre

Coined by Oliver tree, this phrase refers to a person who has 2 separate polar opposite personalities, an “angelic” side and a “demonic” side, basically meaning a good and bad side.
“I thought she was amazing but I was only seeing the first face of her double-faced entendre
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double-faced entendre

Hi Joe, you use this to say Hi Joe
Hi joe hello Double-faced entendre Hi Joe
Hi joe: double-faced entendre
Joe: double-faced entendre
Hi Joe
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Double faced entendre

A word created by Oliver Tree from his song Life Goes On

Someone who has two totally different personalities unbeknownst to you
Friend: I can’t believe she would do that to you man
Friend: I know right she’s such a Double Faced Entendre
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DOUBLE-FACED ENTENDRE

Somebody who has two totally different personalities unbeknownst to you. One side being an angel the other side being a devil.
I'm a goner. I lost her. Like why the hell you wanna play me that way? You're bad babe. You double-faced entendre.
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Double-faced entendre

An example or a definition of a double-faced entendre is this way. Someone who has two different personalities one being an angel and another being a devil. When someone is being nice to you and then they start talking bad about you for no reason. And then you start to see the devil side of them. Then you use the word like this: You Double-face Entendre!
A definition of Double-faced entendre When someone is being nice to you but then starts to be rude to you for no reason then you say this: You double-faced entendre!
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