Evan's Virus

The virus causing any electronic device to function improperly when operated by Evans.

The bad new laptop caught the Evan's Virus

by Meat Spear February 10, 2010

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evan purser

An absolutely dummy thicc dude with an undeniable power. Men tremble at the sound of his name, while women’s panties around the world are soaked.

Thanos fears him, no ones power can even come close to matching his.

The only one even worthy of saying his name is none other than that of Gabriel Luckerman.

“Did you see Evan Purser today?”
“Yeah… I’m gonna need a change of panties.”

by Batman_Official November 22, 2021

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Evan Sather

someone who will change your life forever. if you ever get the chance to meet him dont let him slip away, he's everything a girl has ever wanted and more. SO sexy and athletic, he will treat you like a princess. he is the best around, you can't get any better. your damn lucky if you get a chance to be loved by him. he will give you everything and more. the girl that gets to have him forever is the luckiest girl in the world!

i wish i had an Evan Sather!!!!!

by lovekizzy November 13, 2011

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lawrence evans

Lawrence's are well known for their fine, sexy, cute, handsome, irresistible qualities. They tend to have gentlemen like qualities and are always looking so fresh and so clean when around their girlfriend. These men are also known for their killer dimples, their amazing kissies and satisfying the girlfriend they love (girlfriends name usually is veronica)

Man walks by...

Girls: damnnnnn
Girl #1: did you see him?
Girl #2: mhmm
Girl #1: that man MUST be a Lawrence Evans

by veronika zen February 7, 2010

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