When two women in a homosexual relationship have sex with an older man to offload their mutually repressed daddy issues.
Dude 1: “I can’t believe those two lesbians had sex with that old creepy guy.”
Dude 2: “a lesbian would want to have sex with a guy about as much as you would Ricky, it’s called, bisexual.”
Dude 3: “Whatever man, that’s a Cottonwood Eric, if I’ve ever seen one. Those bitches just really hated their dads and needed to get it out their system.”
Dude 2: “a lesbian would want to have sex with a guy about as much as you would Ricky, it’s called, bisexual.”
Dude 3: “Whatever man, that’s a Cottonwood Eric, if I’ve ever seen one. Those bitches just really hated their dads and needed to get it out their system.”
by Tipdock April 26, 2021
A thief who will get violent. Has short brown hair, tattoos on his hands, likes to lie, white, 5 ft 9in tall and weighs 220 lbs. If you see this guy he is in the middle of breaking in to your house. He can be seen around Washington county, last seen as a taxi driver. Fucking SCUMBAG
by Buyerbeware June 09, 2019
"Oh don't pull an eric eng and order that dumb garden burger. You aren't even vegetarian you fake hoe"
by Miss Gluten Free February 24, 2017
by DezAraya May 31, 2018
The crazy lady came out and said "oven mitts don't love space music in my house" and that Eric Estes said "that's right they do not" and she just chilled out.
by Jason Jay Shields January 02, 2021
The coolest motherfucker in history. If you have this name, you are likely of a scottsman and british decent, and that's wicked. That's practically the recipe for Vikings, like, jesus.
by Ebic August 17, 2022
You played like Eric Dier
by Dier is wank February 24, 2020