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batman drunk

Being intoxicated by alcohol to such an extent that you pull an article of clothing (shirt or skirt, usually) over your head and pretend you're Batman. Term was coined in an episode of Two-And-A-Half Men.
"While Jim was batman drunk he stretched out of the collar of his shirt."
by SpryOne May 19, 2005
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drunk pete

Dude, you need to drunk pete that hoe.
by Drunk Pete January 14, 2008
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sleep drunk

This is the point where you are so tired you talk out of your head and every thing is funny. Just like being drunk except for underage kids
OMG! you were so sleep drunk last night, i swear you told me you kicked you cat and you laughed
by Matthew Doritty June 29, 2006
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gay drunk

someone who kisses(makes out with etc) members of the same sex when drunk. usually occurs between college-aged females.
Edward Cullen: sorry for always trying to hook up with you at parties. I'm not gay, I swear. you're just really hot when I'm drunk

Jacob Black: it's okay. you're just a gay drunk
by rjennings February 20, 2010
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Types of Drunk

The stereotypical traits of certain people when they're drunk.

Exhibit A: Weepy, Hysterical Drunk.

Exhibit B: The Angry, Pissed Off Drunk.

Exhibit C: Girl Who Turns Into A Stripper Drunk

Exhibit D: Happy, Giggly Drunk

Exhibit E: Needy, Clingy Drunk
Ryan: Michelle, considering this is your first time being drunk, I'll walk you through the types of drunk.

Michelle: Ok.

Ryan: First example-the weepy/hysterical drunk. A fine example would be ellie crying to ted over there.

Michelle: Oh.

Ryan: Second example- the angry/pissed off drunk. Another example would be sarah screaming at ben by the front door.

Michelle: Woah.

Ryan: Third example- the girl who becomes a stripper drunk. Here's an example of Miranda taking off her clothes in front of Jake.

Michelle: Wow.

Ryan: Fourth example- the happy/giggly drunk. A fine example is Morgan and Madalyn laughing as if there's no tomorrow.

Michelle: Incredible.

Ryan: Fifth example- the needy/clingy drunk. a great example would be you clinging to my shoulder tonight.
by the_man_of_the_hour33 March 16, 2011
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craigslist drunk

Intoxication at the level that involves utlizing high speed internet to cruise Craigslist for whores.
Tommy snuck out the backdoor of the bar because he was craigslist drunk.
by jb- November 2, 2010
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Douchebag Drunk

When an obvious douchebag gets incredible drunk and begins to break property, such as windows, doors, lamps, furniture, etc.
Joe got douchebag drunk last night and punched through the front door glass of the dorm lobby. The cops came and fined him big time.
by bbonehead666 March 5, 2011
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