petting the dragon

1) When a bastard, who knows nothing, reveals his true origins as the prince of a great house

2) ferociously masturbating

Jon Snow was petting the dragon after he saw Daenerys riding Drogon.

by JonsBlueBalls August 17, 2017

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Moist Dragon

Used to refer to a used tampon but can also be used as an insult.

e.g. Sarah pulled out the moist Dragon.

e.g.2 John! Stop being a moist Dragon!

by Næþālîc June 20, 2017

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ancient dragon

The act of exreting your love juice into the mouth of a man/woman, upon which you slap them in the face, and watch as your explosion burst from their nostrils...

"Dude, i gave her an ancient dragon.. dumped my load then slapped her mouth."

by katiegaryfingerbang December 26, 2014

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Douche-Dragon

A person that is a major douche bag and spits their douchiness onto others

Wow Dave is being such a Douche-Dragon today. Douche

by King of Douche January 10, 2014

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sleeping dragon

A single, long turd that is just barely visible in the bottom of the toliet. The turd is left for discovery by the next user of the device. Like a dragon in its cave...

I discovered a big sleeping dragon in the toliet this morning after my roomate left.

by The Sarge November 13, 2003

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When you're giving head and a man is so far to the back of your throat that, when you swallow, some goes up your nose like milk and out your nostrils. Could look like a chinese dragon's white mustache, or breathing ice, fire, steam from out of your nose, like a dragon.

He came so hard it went up my nose and I sported the White Dragon!

I had him so far down my throat that the White Dragon was unaviodable.

by xKittensInFlames June 23, 2011

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