Third Party Douchebag

A person who answers question that was not directed to them in the first place.

Tom: Hey, John. D'you want these fries?
John: Well...
Bill: Yeah, I want them!
Tom: You're such a Third Party Douchebag!!

by robotron March 7, 2007

douchebag

A person in a cubicle environment surrounded by overwork staffers, who daily feels the need to talk loudly on the phone to his family and friends, and also to schedule such things as home repair, phone service, vacations and rental cars. Also known to talk loudly with food in their mouth, and scrape to death the bottom of a cup of yogurt.

"Tim is such a douchebag, do we really need to hear about his parenting skills?"

by DisgruntledStaffer June 24, 2005

Douchebag

A bag used to clean the vagina with a straw or something to disperse the fluid. Usually used after sex.

It can also be used as a derogotory phrase towards someone if they're being an asshole or if you just dont feel like saying something else.

Scott Petterson is a douchebag.

by Bobby IzZO April 22, 2006

Huge Douchebag

In English, this definition can be replaced with the word "Darm" and it can also be used as a synonym for "loser," "idiot," and "fag."

The person (darm) that lives in the Kenleigh apartments that smokes pole all day long is a huge douchebag.

by Diddy555 September 3, 2008

douchebag

A guy who is an egotistical arrogant fucktard who mooches off his girlfriends and friends. Always takes advantage of everyone he's around. Believes that he's the smartest of his circle and anyone he meets. Scrony fuck with a scrony dick that couldn't please a real woman, even if his life depended on it.

William Sullivan, the douchebag of 118 Petow Loop Exten

by hahakija February 25, 2013

douchebag

A person with multiple DWI'S and who hates his step children

A persons step father is a douchebag

by bob joe sir January 16, 2008

doucheboucary

adj; 1. a sudden infiltration of douche bags

2. an overwhelming amount of douche bags

We have to get out of here. The party was sweet til Joe and his doucheboucary came.

"How was Black Finn last night?"

"It was just a doucheboucary, pink polo popped collars everywhere!'

by Hazematic June 2, 2011