Magnum dong

When you slap two or three xl magnum condoms on your penis then proceed to have rough sex with another man
My boyfriend magnum donged me last night.
by Plump wang69 January 04, 2020
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dong jockey

The player in the sport of dong jockey. In the sport 1 person will race against 5 other people riding on chinese ppl named Dong
Get On Your Dong Mr. Jockey

All Dong Jockeys To The Start Line.
by Devon+Katy November 22, 2003
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Gonzo Dong

A Gonzo Dong is a penis that bends, up or down, in a way to make it look like Gonzo's Nose.
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"I dumped a guy because his penis was mishaped and looked like gonzo's nose. I've never seen one so curved!"
by Anonymous November 19, 2004
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cheese dong

a long cylinrical piece of cheese representing a penis. May be any variety including cheddar, jack, pepperjack, etc.
How about you go buy a cheese dong and eat that shit whole.
by maxfalco August 29, 2006
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Jason Dong

Jason dong, is not a boyscout.. He likes sweet bodies, a blow job, wants a blow job, and eats peanut butter and jelly. He enjoys being drunk and proceedes to attend any college that is chip. Other names are Daryl, Chris, Jared, Travis, Robert, Steve, Elmo, Dr. Lovepie, Babycakes, Andrew, Corey, Phil.
Jason Dong just molested my phone bill with his drunk utters in his call again, when does he wake up.

The nurse at school made a Jason Dong out of the kid when he had a physical, that calls for beer.
by footsteps August 07, 2009
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ding dong

another name for a rubber raft, also known as a dingy. it may be used on any kind of waters such as oceans, rivers, or lakes.
im gonna take my ding dong on a treck down the river
by claff mega December 03, 2004
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Dong Swing

The action of a male swinging his pelvis back and forth, thus swinging his dong. Similar to freaking with a female or the Beavis and Butt-head dance minus the kicking.

This term can also be used in place of "getting your mack on", "getting your game on", or "getting your freak on".
"Sup son get your dong swing on!"

"Damn mother fucker I'm about to get my dong swing on with this bitch!"

"Some guy is getting his dong swing on with your girl dude!"
by evolart November 30, 2009
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