a jar of dirt

something that you give an asshole to remind them that there as low as fuck
mate your a jar of dirt
by a jar of dirt November 27, 2016
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Dirt Muncher

1) Someone who is worse than a bootlicker, who would happily eat the dirt beneath the feet of an authoritarian statist.
2) A coward
All these dirt munchers are trying to take my rights and freedoms.
by Hillbilly Philosopher April 09, 2021
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Dirt Trackin'

When a guy gets brown stripes in the FRONT Of his underwear due to participation in anal sex
Hope mom doesn't do my laundry today, l woke up DIRT TRACKIN' and l don't want to explain.
by Ruswals November 05, 2023
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Dirt Rooster

"Dirt Rooster" is a term for any vehicle throwing a rooster tail of dirt as it accelerates. Typically this is shortened to "roosted" when describing someone on the receiving end of a rooster tail. For instance racers coming off the starting line behind a faster racer get roosted by a dirt rooster.
My new mud knobs turned my bike into a serious dirt rooster. The paddle tires on that mud truck make it a dirt rooster.
by Hon Zuki September 05, 2021
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Dirt Curtain

A dirt curtain is the (specifically long in length) ring of pubic hair surrounding the butthole.
Thanks Paul! I feel so much cleaner, your bidet really blasted my dirt curtain.
by Tayne Morano April 25, 2020
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Dirt Hamster

One who acts in a light trollish manner towards another for poking fun, or "shits and giggles"
One who is a dirt hamster is on a lower part of the scale of trolling and often plays harmless pranks on friends and close family.
Aww Troy! How'd you snatch my calculator without looking? Where are the batteries? You're being a real dirt hamster right now.
by Salt001 May 09, 2013
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