Drop a deuce

droping a deuce... another way of saying taking a dump

or.... the old fashoned way... taking a shit!

i gotta drop a deuce
shit man i cant find my deuce!
DEUCES ACES ONE EYED FACEs... all the wilds in poker

by IanK from NJ September 20, 2003

deductible

A word black people manage to make sound like "dyuhdjucktible" Its proper usage is not defined, and can be dropped randomly whenever it feels right. "Youse about to pay a dyuhdjucktible.

HATS RIGHT I BACKED INTO YO CAR NYUKKA! WHAT YOU GONNA DO? WHAT YOU GONNA DOOOOOOO?

You hit my car! are you blind?!?

YES I AAAAAM! SO?-

Wait, you're blind?

YES! BLIIIIND! YOU GOTTA PROBLEM DAT NYAAAAGAAAA?

Oh look what you did to dorothy... You better have insurance.

NYUGGA! YOU BETTER HAVE INSURANCE, ASS WHOOPIN INSURANCE, CAUSE YOUSE ABOUT TO PAY A DEDUCTIBLE!!!

Stinkmeaner

by ackronyhm April 30, 2009

deuce

2 of something
1) cards
2) dollars (buying drugs)
3) middle fingers

as in "deuces wild", the movie

by dallyz_girl26 March 5, 2004

deuce deuce

Refering to the second dump of the day, or dropping two loads in a 24 hr. time span

"Man I had to do a deuce deuce, yo"

"Go do a deuce deuce, you'll feel better"

by libradragon20 January 14, 2010

Deuce

noun, a female of sub-par attractiveness.
a honey that's ugly.

yo check out that dime standing next to that deuce

by amo stylez November 20, 2010

blue deuce

When you take a crap in a porta potty and you get spashed with the nasty blue sanitary fluid.

Fred must have dropped a blue deuce at the Johnny-on-the-Spot. Look at his pants.

by LVinWC September 20, 2011

Deuce Juice

Runny feces.

"We gotta get people to stop Jackson Pollocking their Deuce Juice all over the office toilets."

by JakeRocket December 9, 2008