Decksheimer

Massive German BRUTE that can rip head from shoulders. Most famous for the ass kicking he bestowed on Chuck Norris.

Dechsheimer once was a simple man, before he fell nuclear reactor in Germany. From this grew a massive brute who had untold powers. Chuck Norris once tried to stop Decksheimer but had his ass ripped, chewed, digested, shit-out, and finally put back on. Decksheimer once went to the Virgin Islands, there no long known as the "Virgin" Islands

by InsainDeck December 14, 2010

DeCockxify

If his cock is your drug... then DeCoxify is what a

girl or gay man has to do after a break up with a boyfriend one had highly addicktive great sex with.

Example: I miss sex with him so much I might have to check into Betty Ford Clinic to DeCockxify!

by HollyWood90027 January 16, 2011

Deck Slept

Occurs when you are so drunk that you end up passing out ten toes up on the deck of ones house after a crazy party.

"dude, last night was wild. i got right deck slept!!!"

"man did you hear about darryl? he got deck slept after he made some couch chocolate with a girl he dirty sanchezed"

by Rasmus Hans Christianson October 23, 2011

deckeffect

the illusion that people are better looking than they actually are due to being viewed from up above / far away

"isn't that the hot guy we saw walking under your balcony last night?"
"ew yea.. clearly deckeffect"

by standford blatch November 11, 2011

Deck on sight

To hit someone as soon as you see them, usually with someone youre plannin to fight .

Katie: You heard bout Alexis talkin shit bout you ?

Courtney: Yes, I already told her I was gonna deck on sight .

Maddie: Did you see Farrah knock out Sarah earlier ?

Savannah: Yes, It was a deck on sight .

by YasminMayhemBitch October 28, 2012

deccomplishment

The opposite of an accomplishment.

Dude: "I watched the whole season of Big Brother and that's an accomplishment because there are like 35 episodes."

Me: "Dude... that's a deccomplishment."

by cupcakemiraldo November 11, 2014

Decky Cock

A very small penis or 5 inch punisher

"Whats up Kelly do you want some Decky Cock?"

by John Napolitani July 20, 2017