This guy in class almost knocked over my yogurt in the danger zone when he was stretching his arms behind him. Gotta watch out.
by diddleboy July 6, 2017

a nigel danger wank
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Nigel was in his bedroom and he shouted downstairs, Mum(deceased and rotten) call the fucking police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces. As soon as nigel heard her scream he dropped his trousers and commenced the danger wank. As nigel heard mummy stomp up the stairs nigel knew he had to be quick so he upped the pace, as nigel heard her stumble on the top step, which bought him some time. Unfortunately nigel timed his finish badly. As nigels mum barged through the door armed with a rolling pin nigel chugged all over mummy. nigel spent the evening in A&E with concusion.
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Nigel was in his bedroom and he shouted downstairs, Mum(deceased and rotten) call the fucking police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces. As soon as nigel heard her scream he dropped his trousers and commenced the danger wank. As nigel heard mummy stomp up the stairs nigel knew he had to be quick so he upped the pace, as nigel heard her stumble on the top step, which bought him some time. Unfortunately nigel timed his finish badly. As nigels mum barged through the door armed with a rolling pin nigel chugged all over mummy. nigel spent the evening in A&E with concusion.
by mrs tosser October 7, 2025

A nope rope but venumiss
by I want todos May 14, 2021

i was sitting with a girl that i had no attraction to. but she took off her shirt, and bam. stiffy danger
by samiluna312 October 20, 2013

Having date with a some one who is currently on a break from their relationship - particularly if the person they have recently split with is hard and lives in the local area.
by definingthingsbadly August 17, 2021
