Cults

Hey, I haven't taken money from anybody. It's not my fans who should be paying me. It's these corporate benefactors who are reaping the benefits of my vast and incalculable intellect who should be paying me.
Hym "And if people are using this to start cults then your silence regarding their relationship to me is what allows them to do what they are doing. If you know who I am, and you know they're related to me.... The you are complicit in the defrauding of those people. Lives destroyed. People accruing 'unearned status.' All because of YOU. Your fault. You don't have a right to bitch about what they're doing becuase YOU could stop them TODAY. But you won't. Because a guy who said a thing you don't like for people to be allowed to say would gain materially... Oh wait... A guy is already doing that.... You all hate him and people are on video on YouTube calling for him to get raped in prison. We don't even know that he's GUILTY yet. He PROBABLY ISN'T! Ha! You guys are terrible. If I knew that was happening I would say something and put an end to it. All of this just so you all can be a bunch smug, self-righteous hippies."
by Hym Iam December 12, 2023
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J dub cult

The Jehovah's Witnesses, who are considered to be a cult by some. Used derogatorily, or to indicate that the speaker considers them a cult. Often shortened to "J dub" for obvious reasons.
Atheist: "And now Caleb and Sophia are preaching against lesbians... man I hate the J dub cult."
by PLMMJ January 16, 2024
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BANANA CULT

A cult that is made out of loving bananas you will spend your time in the woods building around the culture. You will befriend a polar bear named banana you will love him until you die in the banana cult in the forest of bananas.
We traveled to the BANANA CULT
by BANANABOY! November 1, 2022
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cult

Noun. A group of people who believes that their founder was sent by a god.

Others believe they are (i) Angels or (ii) someone like a god or (iii) someone who is the fulfillment of a prophecy.

Some form of cults are involved in politics. Most of these cults are offshoots of a major religion. They have weird doctrines that contradict mainstream religion, and worse, are allergic to anything that pertains to such a religion.
1) A cult is in the limelight after a controversy surrounding the mismanagement of its leaders.
2) He broke up with his girlfriend after he found out that she was a member of a cult.
by Caramon November 24, 2021
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Accidental cults

I don't think I should have to say this but... You know I'm not going to be super stoked about a bunch of accidental cults running around and harvesting souls in my name right? Right? Because that would constitute charlatanry and if it isn't ABUNDANTLY CLEAR... I'm against that.
Hym "Hey, and don't go blaming me for accidental cults. Alright? We all know how I feel about charlatanry from watching Lucifer... The show were Lucifer hates sin and that's why he punishes them and is a Sherlock Holmes-esque police consultant show... Which is a thing I wrote about... Entirely coincidental I'm sure... The timelines match up.... Just saying.... But yeah, don't let me be the God of your charlatan religion... Not a great way to die... Not going to be a great thing to wake up to after you die..."
by Hym Iam February 22, 2023
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Cult Of Click

The Cult of Click is a private members club for information security researchers, OSINT investigators, cybersecurity journalists and social engineers. New membership applications must be approved by a majority of members.
The Cult of Click is probably watching you right now.
by Cult Of Click February 12, 2019
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zonut cult

A crazy group of 7 to 11 yr olds would kill their parents just to praise their queen/cult leader Zoe LaVerne
The zonut cult is insane.
by Bsyshehehdu May 6, 2020
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