Crystal

The most beautiful woman in the whole wide world! She's Helen of Troy... Saying she's incredibly gorgeous is an understatement! She's a Goddess! She's stunning, she's divine, she's mesmeric. She's fucking Aphrodite! She's dripping deliciousness! She's the epitome of desire... She captivates the mind, body and soul. She is the one, she is Mrs. Right... It's inevitable that you'll fall for her.

Crystal is the best there is; The best there was; The best there ever will be!

by YoungGenna May 12, 2022

Crystal dilly

A crystal dildo. Could be used depending on what type of crystal is it.

Person 1: Yo I just bought a crystal dilly! It's amethyst too!!
Person 2: What the fuck?

by vqmett February 24, 2023

Lava Crystal

The coolest dude in history, likes to say "dead chat" and is purposely annoying, everyone hates him but he doesn't give a fuck

Human: Yo dude did you see lava crystal yeet that meteor? hes so cool!

by Lava Crystal February 22, 2022

Crystal Rock

When you’re having anal sex and right as the man is about to finish, you start to shit, and he ejaculates on the shit, thus creating a crystal rock.

Yo Caitlin, I heard Max gave you a crystal rock last week!

by maxwellkona4 February 26, 2021

Polishing the crystal ball

When rubbing the clit. Usually in a polishing circular motion.

“Ya she told me to act like I was polishing the crystal ball, worked wonders!”

by totalvirgin June 8, 2022

crystal soul

The Soul of one's obsession of Crystals. Dedicating their lives to the shine, glow, and structure of Crystals.

You must love Crystals, don't you? Who knows, you might be a Crystal Soul.

by Crystal Soul May 27, 2017

crystal cowboy

A man who exchanges sex for crystal meth

That's the finest crystal cowboy this side of the Mississippi, I'll tell you what

by The big phink January 12, 2019