crusty dutch oven

When you shart a dingle berry under the covers in bed and it dries before you wake up.

I made a crusty Dutch oven last night

by Sparky7714 November 27, 2019

Crusty Mustard Face

A really ugly person that seems to always have left-over condiments dried on their face.

I saw Kyle on a date with some crusty mustard face.

by ExtendedMags April 14, 2012

Crusty Breakfast Burrito

Have the girl take a huge wet shit, then start fucking her a few minutes in pull a switcharoony and stealty ram it into her butthole. Quiclky pull your dick out so that there shit all over your hog. Then give her the business claiming that she took a shit on your dink. As she says claims it was not her fault, and that she will doing anything for your forgiveness. Don't was your hog so that the shit on your dick has dried and become crusty. wait till the next morning and while she is asleep stealthly insert your dick into her oral cavity.

"That bitch shat on my dick so i gave her a crusty breakfast burrito"

by The Tiger Legit King February 12, 2008

crusty dusty dinosaur

A real old fella or young fella named gabbo

whatta crusty dusty dinosaur

by Murphy1144 May 14, 2019

crusty knee brace

1.A name to call your frined when you are annoyed with them.

2.Another way to say you suck!

Girl 1 - I hate that shirt you are wearing!
Girl 2- Your such a crusty knee brace
Girl 1- What does that mean
Girl 2- um... thanks

by Jefferyina January 10, 2007

Crusty Trump Bone

A man is having sexual intercourse with a woman from behind. He pulls out before he ejaculates, cums in her hair, and gives her a combover. When she turns around to scold him, he points at her and says, "You're fired!"

That girl from Jersey last night? I gave her the Crusty Trump Bone.

by jawonmain January 13, 2008

crusty vagina flap

When a woman goes without showering for a long period of time her vagine flaps develope a sort of crust that oderous. If this happens ladies, SHOWER IMMEDIETLY!

"Daayymm that chick i banged last night had a nasty case of crusty vagina flap!"

by B.J. Hurtz April 12, 2008