Teacup cougar

A special breed of very short small bodied female cougar that only dates younger tall males.

Check out That guy over there with the short woman, is she his grandmother or is she a teacup cougaraffe?

by Tim the man April 15, 2018

More Cougarness

When you’re dating a woman that’s older than you and her birthday is the day before yours; that special 24 hours.

Johnny was so in love that he didn’t even think about that one day of More Cougarness.

by Johnnysinlove December 9, 2023

golden cougar

Exactly as a normal cougar, except with lots and lots of money.

She's no ordinary cougar, she's a Golden Cougar.

by ExoOmega April 11, 2016

Cougar ranting

When an older woman who frequented clubbing braggs about her scoresheet of young man flesh.

Kimberly was holding court with her cougar friends “cougar ranting “ about all the young men she had sex with.

by Dane Bread November 7, 2017

Cougar

Coolest women in the world that is 2 days older

-Wow look at that cougar!

- I heard she likes BTS tho
- So?

by Not good at soccer March 9, 2022

Step-Cougar

When your catatonic, vegetable, one-foot-in-the-grave husband, whose gold you’re trying to dig, is drooling in his wheelchair, but you are so starved for sex, and his steamed cucumber is now flaccid and disappointing, so you sleep with his son, who is definitely not drooling.

Holy fucking step-cougar, Shirley just banged mustafa ben ladin’s son osumma ben ladin.

by Marioselak818 April 17, 2022

trophy cougar

a middle aged or older woman, who was once a trophy wife, but has become dissatisfied with her husband but she refuses to leave him because she loves his money (and possibly his children). Goes on frequent "girls nights" with her friends and often will try to party like she's still in her 20's.

Check out this trophy cougar hittin on my man... God, I hope I look that good when I'm 45.

by fannie65432 March 15, 2017