Favorite Native American pastime, perfected and propagated by the Wampanoags, in which contestants endeavor to the be the first to poop out kernels of a meal of corn begun at an agreed upon hour. Serious matches involve the careful auditing, often by independent counsel, of each contestant's meals in the days preceding the main event, such that no contestant enters the competition having recently eaten corn.
Despite his prowess in corn races throughout the early 17th Century, Squanto has continually failed to win admission to National Corn Racing Hall of Fame, headquarted in Plymouth, MA.
by The Whaler March 2, 2008
Get the corn racemug. by David Hanky September 8, 2005
Get the eating cornmug. this is a variation of eating someone's ass, or in other words tossing salad. the difference is that the receiver recently ate some corn which did not get broken down during digestion and lands on your tongue during the aforementioned rim job. you can either be grossed out, or enjoy a surprise tasty treat.
by the great cornholio June 18, 2006
Get the corn saladmug. n.- The opening at the lower end of the alimentary canal through which bits of corn are eliminated from the body.
aka: bung-hole
aka: bung-hole
by Tate Donavan January 6, 2007
Get the corn holemug. A Dookie Corn, noun, is someone that was grown out of a kernel of corn that was fertilized on a woman's chest by the fecal matter it was emplanted upon with.
by BanditoSlim October 7, 2011
Get the Dookie Cornmug. A wipe of the rectum that, when examined, contains both feces and various quantities of un/partially digested corn.
I forgot what I had with my steak last night, but my "corn wipe" was quick to remind me.
or
"Thats clear as "corn wipe".
or
"Thats clear as "corn wipe".
by Big Ry2 June 6, 2005
Get the corn wipemug. It's when a popcorn kernel falls into a girls bra and pops because of the heat and sweat. Making the corn extra salty.
by Kat L Lush October 3, 2017
Get the Sweatle Cornmug.