Apple computers

Apple is a company that some consider to be superior to Microsoft when it comes to computers. Macs are for the Rich bastards out there who are to busy buying Disney stock to want to deal with the crazy shenanigans that a PC will throw at you. (especially if that PC is using Vista, which tends to get paranoid about running programs). Macs are also better for porn, because they just dont get virus's. Seeing a Trojan virus on a mac is the computerized equivalent to seeing flying pigs playing croquet on pluto. PC's however, are good for playing world of warcraft...wait...mac can do that........um...ok...Pc's are good for shooting zombies, playing RTS genere games, and basicly losing I.Q points by the second.

The virdict

Mac's good for everything except games
PC's are good for the adventurous people willing to deal with the demon that is windows. And for gaming of course

Mac- "Hi, im a mac"
PC- "And im a PC"
......it is forcing me to put the word "Apple Computers" in this example...but i cant do that without being more biased than i previously was

by pseudonymsoundslikeadrug June 22, 2009

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[Computer] nerd

Computer nerd. Can be discribed as a small, scrawny boy with glasses and acne, or a huge fat guy who sits on his computer all day playing MMORPG's and eats food all day and doesn't bathe and smells and is a big doo-doo head. If you come across a computer nerd, just say this: "You're a nerd, everyone hates you. Get a life." That will send the Computer nerd running up to its mother from her basement. also can be known as someone with no life

"Oh my god, Tim, you're such a computer nerd. You sit around playing that runescape shit all day.

by I'manerdlol. January 23, 2009

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computer love

The occurence in which one computer or video game player is being favorited over their oponent causing them to overmatch there oponent in an unfair advantage.

I can't believe ray allen made 8 threes in a row on NBA live i'm losing cause he getting computer love.

by jabbawockeez tellem May 19, 2008

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computer geek

Person who spends WAAAAYYYY too much time on the computer, as in upwards of 2 hours a day (not counting AIM or iTunes). These people usually have what can be described as an xbox tan. They also have few friends, many of which are likely computer geeks themselves. They also use stupid words originating from typos.

Computer Geek: I pwned u n00b!!!!111
Normal Person: WTF does that mean?

by Underdawg November 10, 2008

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