Generic term justifying terrible-tasting coffee. Common flavor characteristics include: Burnt, Diluted, Stale, Muddy-water etc.
"Who put Bertha in charge of making the coffee in the morning? It tastes like swamp water."
"What do you expect? It's just Office Coffee."
"What do you expect? It's just Office Coffee."
by Reemster October 3, 2014
Get the Office Coffee mug.Yo I'm bored and tired let's play coffee pong. It makes sense because Doug is old and wouldn't make it through the day without it.
by Idaho_Udaho October 20, 2014
Get the Coffee Pong mug.by Attila8tla November 17, 2014
Get the canuck coffee mug.The cheesy substance that exists inside your travel mug lid and/or it's associated pouring mechanism. It unknowingly builds up over time from lack of daily cleaning. After an extended period of time fungus will grow morphing said item into "Travel Chef Salad".
Brah: Dude, don't EVER lend me your travel mug again!
Dude: Why not brah?
Brah: The lid was so caked with coffee cheese I coulda added Macaroni and had dinner!!!
Dude: Why not brah?
Brah: The lid was so caked with coffee cheese I coulda added Macaroni and had dinner!!!
by Laika 2 February 16, 2015
Get the Coffee cheese mug.Retail Employee Slang for:
Those who've just bought their Starbucks or Coffee Bean coffee and have nothing better to do in the mornings or later evenings (usually 10 minutes before store closing) than walk into a retail store and buy nothing but mess up everything.
Those who've just bought their Starbucks or Coffee Bean coffee and have nothing better to do in the mornings or later evenings (usually 10 minutes before store closing) than walk into a retail store and buy nothing but mess up everything.
Nope- not a single sale -- just 'coffee-walkers'.
It's a beautiful beach day today... why are you here?
You came for coffee and intend to buy nothing -- don't you have a barbecue or something to attend?
Really -- it's 7:50pm and we all know that you're just browsing with no intention of buying and i'm not in the mood for cleaning up after you! .... 'you touchie, you buy'.
It's a beautiful beach day today... why are you here?
You came for coffee and intend to buy nothing -- don't you have a barbecue or something to attend?
Really -- it's 7:50pm and we all know that you're just browsing with no intention of buying and i'm not in the mood for cleaning up after you! .... 'you touchie, you buy'.
by SaveTheElephants May 19, 2015
Get the 'coffee-walkers' mug.People who are jacked up on coffee. Often have bad breath & can be easily spotted because they almost always carry a thermos everywhere they go. They drive too fast, talk too fast & are some of the most annoying people on the planet.
I thought that bitch had undiagnosed ADD, but when I smelled her breath I realized she was a coffee tweaker.
by evablogger August 23, 2016
Get the Coffee Tweaker mug.A white person that owns a coffee beanery, where coffee is brewed. Americans or people who love drinking coffee, a person who drinks way too much coffee. Americans who love coffee or Starbucks.
I love coffee, I'm a great coffee. I drink it every day.
Uncle Craig owns a coffee beanery, yup he's a great coffee, just kidding.
Americans can't get enough coffee, I guess we're a great coffee beaner nation.
Stop drinking so much coffee you great coffee beaner.
Uncle Craig owns a coffee beanery, yup he's a great coffee, just kidding.
Americans can't get enough coffee, I guess we're a great coffee beaner nation.
Stop drinking so much coffee you great coffee beaner.
by Equal crack October 3, 2016
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