by tapmw September 22, 2025
Get the Conker mug.1.Getting your ass handed to you by a Wookie in any Star Wars game.
2.In any shooter, watching your body explode from the grenade you saw coming...too late.
2.In any shooter, watching your body explode from the grenade you saw coming...too late.
Player 1 sees Player 2 running at them throwing a grenade.
Player 1, most likely a noob, makes the mistake of running towards Player 2.
Player 1 realizes too late that the grenades are deadly.
Player 2 exclaims:"You just got wookie cocked by "enter name".
*Works best if character's name is Long Shlong Silver.
**Works even better if Player 2 is a Wookie.
Player 1, most likely a noob, makes the mistake of running towards Player 2.
Player 1 realizes too late that the grenades are deadly.
Player 2 exclaims:"You just got wookie cocked by "enter name".
*Works best if character's name is Long Shlong Silver.
**Works even better if Player 2 is a Wookie.
by The one named Bo December 13, 2008
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The state where one is so intoxicated and/or inhibriated he or she is likely to start screaming into microphones, throw alcohol on people, piss on red jeeps, hook up with an ex-spouse, and more than likely spend a night in jail.
by dannibitch October 7, 2008
Get the shitty-cocked mug.The term used for a hugely nice penis. Usually associated with the wird jordan if you look it up. Girls love it and gets alot of action. For action you want one for one of your three wishes ;)
by J/O/R/D/A/N April 20, 2010
Get the Penis-Crocker mug.By the time Neil was finished with his drink he was so wobble-cocked that he tried to buy a drink for the cop at the bar. And then he pissed himself.
by johne55 August 5, 2012
Get the Wobble-Cocked mug.A rather unpleasant person, or someone you dislike. As offensive as dick head, without the obvious negative connotations
Often used when ones grandmother is present so as not to offend the geriatric wench.
Often used when ones grandmother is present so as not to offend the geriatric wench.
The lads: great night out Saturday.
Rob: You didn't invite me out last week, you're a right knob conker!!
Rob: You didn't invite me out last week, you're a right knob conker!!
by notwillis October 6, 2012
Get the Knob Conker mug.A Cockey being a farmer type person from rural Australia, a soft cockey being one who is incapable of doing a hard days work. Someone with weak and wimpy tendancies, usually of lazy character.
by Luvly Jubly September 24, 2016
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