Skip to main content

cock mongrel

One who selfishly devours the cock.
Wow, that Cornell is such a cock mongrel.
by Jumai182 January 19, 2008
mugGet the cock mongrelmug.

cock scholar

A whore or slut. Someone who really knows their way around a penis.
Bill: "Hey, did you hear Carmen banged Chris at the party last night?

Steve: "Yeah, she's such a cock scholar."
by Dommy Style December 26, 2008
mugGet the cock scholarmug.

cock litigation

The act of two, or more, rival male suitors attempting to convince a would be companion of their sexual superiority and why they should be selected for a sexual encounter.
After three hours of heated barroom cock litigation, and despite the testimony of several eyewitnesses, David failed to make a persuasive case and Sheila decided to go home with Walter.
by Lamont Walker May 12, 2016
mugGet the cock litigationmug.

Cock Milker

A person who engages with sexual activity with men on a level that is neither respectable nor healthy, usually multiple men per day/night. The Cock Milker's lust for dick derives from their uncontrollable craving for semen, ravenously pleasuring cocks so they may harvest their sticky load. It's almost as if the creamy yield sustains their well being.
Person 1: "Elizabeth barricaded herself in that gloryhole! We've been trying to get her out for three hours now!"

Person 2: "Leave her be, a Cock Milker can't change her cumstreaks."
by ShitLeopard February 4, 2014
mugGet the Cock Milkermug.

Schwarzenegger Cock

When you're married and knock up your wife and maid at the same time
WTF your wife is pregnant and so is the help, dude you have a Schwarzenegger cock
by Slick&Silly August 13, 2017
mugGet the Schwarzenegger Cockmug.

cock mingler

One who mingles with various types of cocks.
Adam Bowen is a cock mingler.
by theflyingdutchman29 March 27, 2009
mugGet the cock minglermug.

Cock Smacking

During a blow job, the man pulls out his (big) cock and smacks the girl in the face with it
John: I got head last night!
Frank: Awesome, from who?
John: Brittay, I was cock smacking her too!
by Dumby August 4, 2007
mugGet the Cock Smackingmug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email