by NovaScotian-8 December 05, 2020
by LGBTBBQ May 07, 2018
To clap using only butt cheeks. This talent requires so much booty that only few people, usually big assed sluts, can perform it with ease, hence the word "slut".
by egyptiano March 07, 2022
When you are sitting in a chair for extended periods of time and consistently are shitting your pants leading to a large pile of shit in your pants.
Reese was sitting his chair playing Fortnite all day and never got up to take a shit. By the end of the day he had a Stack of the Claps left in this pants.
by BigfootConnor April 05, 2020
by qwertyuiopkjhgfdsazxcvbnmkuytr January 11, 2018
by Twix Finger June 18, 2023
You know that hand clapping noise that is *always* included in hipster music, like their version of more cowbell? … Yeah. That one. … Best paired with an ukulele, a Rube-Goldberg machine music video, skinny jeans, sloppy t-shirts with a huge deep neckline, whiny high-pitched singing with an over-exaggerated 80s reverb, zero attempts at making oneself look pretty, and a massively overinflated sense of self-importance for the purposes of confidence overcompensation. ;)
Luckily, the fad is almost as dead now, as it still required creativity and emotions, which have died with the emergence of the succeeding generation.
Luckily, the fad is almost as dead now, as it still required creativity and emotions, which have died with the emergence of the succeeding generation.
Somebody playing patient, to state that he did something so shameful, it requires a visit of the hospital.
Patient: Doctor, I’ve listened to that new band, KO Og!
Friend, acting as a Doctor: You got infected with the hipster clap! We need to perform an ear washing with some industrial-strength Rammstein, stat!
Patient: Doctor, I’ve listened to that new band, KO Og!
Friend, acting as a Doctor: You got infected with the hipster clap! We need to perform an ear washing with some industrial-strength Rammstein, stat!
by Evi1M4chine January 21, 2023