Chump Dump

When, the morning after she DIDN'T bang a guy otherwise ends up in her bed,a girl finds it in the kindness of her heart to throw on a sports bra and some flip flops and drive the poor man home.

Girl 1: Wow, why are you up so early on a Saturday?

Girl 2: I had to Chump Dump this dude before his hangover lifted enough that he tried for morning sex.

by CGoodies June 28, 2015

Chumpkin

When a male masturbates while sitting on the toilet defecating.

This word combines the word chump with the word blumpkin.

"What is taking him so long in the bathroom?"

"He is probably giving himself a chumpkin again!"

by E.S.Shveltzy July 24, 2015

Chump

A foolish human being

Mckye Hanson never talks any sense and has no clue about anything, he is such a chump

by gullywar July 7, 2016

Chirp

The act of quickly drinking or finishing off a beverage, mainly beer, in one quick gulp or "chirp"

Bartender: Bar is closing in 5 minutes, let's chirp those beers people.

Hey what you wanna do tonight?
Well we can start off by going to happy hour and chirping a few beers.

by Goosefarm May 21, 2016

Chump

A fat dick or synonym for chode.

She unzipped his pants to find a scary ass chump hanging in front of her face.

by Flake The Chump January 16, 2017

Chump-Jump

When you get jumped from behind by a chump who wasn't brave enough (or good) enough to square up to you. So they gotta be a chump and jump you so you have no warning or defense.

CHUMP-JUMP

There's no warning or defense when you get chump-jumped from behind, that's what makes them a chump. Next time square up CHUMP if you want a W.

by SquareUp March 7, 2017

Chump jump

When someone jumps from one fuck boy to another fuck boy

"Is Emily still dating George?"
"No, but she's seeing some other jerk now"
"oh man.... so she's still doing the chump jump then?"

by emmileejoe September 18, 2017